Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 2, 2016 We sign Chamakh, which shows no ambition and means we hire a free agent with a disappointing record,OrWe don''t sign Chamakh, meaning we have been snubbed by a free agent who could have scored us the goals we desperately need? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted September 2, 2016 Do we have to choose? Can''t we just be unhappy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted September 2, 2016 Would rather fight 10 duck sized bears or 1 bear sized duck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hammond1612 92 Posted September 2, 2016 Don''t sign, he''s not worth the wages and he wouldn''t score the goals we desperately need Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 2, 2016 A) Yes!B) Ten duck sized bears. I''d put my foot through them like a Ricky penalty kick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hammond1612 92 Posted September 2, 2016 Bear sized duck easily Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 2, 2016 "Don''t sign, he''s not worth the wages and he wouldn''t score the goals we desperately need"So more unhappy if we sign him. Got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 3,283 Posted September 2, 2016 Sign him, if he scores just one goal like big Dave did, gets us three points, that might just be the 3 points to finish in the top 6!What if that goal is against the binners, he''ll be a legend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted September 2, 2016 Is it a polar bear, teddy bear or a grizzly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed only kept Howie.. 3 Posted September 2, 2016 What kind of duck? an Eider duck is 2 foot tall!10 bears of that magnitude could be deadly.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The young canary 0 Posted September 2, 2016 The whole thing is starting to unravel the sooner Neil is gone the better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,436 Posted September 2, 2016 Id take him on low wages and a 1 year contract. Bring him in like you''d bring in a third keeper. What concerns me is this guy on paper sucks big time so Id be worried about how we get rid of him when it comes time to get a striker we actually want, but have to get this guy off the wages bill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted September 2, 2016 Polar bear.Plumedwhsitling duck size so 40-60cm tall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed only kept Howie.. 3 Posted September 2, 2016 I''d go for the huge duck - only a single beak to worry about.. rather than 10 sets of teeth n claws of the mini eisbars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted September 2, 2016 My missus says she will have the huge dick any day 😳 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted September 2, 2016 He''s already hers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Stump 1 Posted September 2, 2016 Bears. Those ba5tards don''t bother killing you before they start eating you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 2, 2016 Are we on land or water? I am not fighting a bear sized duck in water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 2, 2016 Unless I am in a gunboat or nuclear sub or similar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed only kept Howie.. 3 Posted September 2, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
If wed only kept Howie.. 3 Posted September 2, 2016 well that didn''t work - pity - its an awesome pic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted September 2, 2016 [quote user="If wed only kept Howie.."][/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,017 Posted September 2, 2016 If it is OK with you Bor I would like to keep my options open when it comes to choosing which stick I want to beat the club with, so if we sign Chamakh I will be unhappy, if we do not I will be unhappy, if we beat Cardiff and Wigan I will be unhappy, if we do not beat Cardiff and Wigan I will be unhappy, if Ed Balls gets knocked out of Strictly in the first round I will be unhappy, if he goes all the way to the final I will be unhappy, if Moxey makes regular media contact I will be unhappy, if he does not speak to the media i will be unhappy, you get the picture, whatever happens at Norwich City I reserve the right to find a negative angle........ Regarding the bear/duck question, I would rather fight a bear sized duck, but only on land.......if it is in water then I am not happy about that...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 3, 2016 Finally, a sensible post! Hats off to you sir. You nailed it on behalf of the forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted September 3, 2016 I''d be unhappy if I stepped on a plug, like timm klose going to Cambridge city unhappy. Heard he''s cancelled the cleaner at his house in Diss. Naismith is gonna do it instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 3, 2016 Well, this has worked out beautifully. First we were linked with a useless has been free agent mercenary, and then the gifted and dynamic striker in question has snubbed us for West Brom.BOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOONO AMBITIONFLAY THE BOARD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites