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[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]This is not a time for joking.  It''s a very grave situation.[/quote]I think Lapps has lost the plot.

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[quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]This is not a time for joking.  It''s a very grave situation.[/quote]I think Lapps has lost the plot.[/quote]I''m missing my mummy.......

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[quote user="Knock off Nige"]Think this has been done to death.

Let''s lay it to rest[/quote]Perhaps we should rehearse it again.......

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I think we should stop digging for jokes now before this thread becomes a graveyard of puns

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The police have narrowed down the possible identity of the body, but said they cant determine which Waveney it actually is........................... but they are confident is one of at least 46 !! any NCFC supporters who can help with identification have been asked to come forward.

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Two old Norfolk girls walking home pissed one night after bingo, were desperate for a pee so they ducked into a graveyard.

They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away.

The other used a ribbon from a wreath.

The next day their husbands were talking.

We''d better keep an eye on our women, one said, mine came home without her knickers last night.

You think that''s bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we''ll never forget you"

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