lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 Phil Ascough @philascough Jan 19 Just picked up @donnyfreepress to find an all time classic headline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 225 Posted January 21, 2016 This is not a time for joking. It''s a very grave situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 5,246 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]This is not a time for joking. It''s a very grave situation.[/quote]I think Lapps has lost the plot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]This is not a time for joking. It''s a very grave situation.[/quote]I think Lapps has lost the plot.[/quote]I''m missing my mummy....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted January 21, 2016 Keep digging that hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,221 Posted January 21, 2016 Lets hope the police have got it right if not it is their funeral.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="djc"]Dead centre of city.[/quote].....at the dead of night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastcanary 173 Posted January 21, 2016 I''ve just killed this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastcanary 173 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="daly"]SICK[/quote]Can you get to a phone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted January 21, 2016 I think daly liked it...................................... innit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knock off Nige 1 Posted January 21, 2016 Think this has been done to death.Let''s lay it to rest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="daly"]SICK[/quote]Or gravely ill.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="Knock off Nige"]Think this has been done to death.Let''s lay it to rest[/quote]Perhaps we should rehearse it again....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 [quote user="daly"]SICK[/quote]We can hear you coffin daly........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knock off Nige 1 Posted January 21, 2016 SICKOr gravely ill.....Or was it the gravy that made him SICK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knock off Nige 1 Posted January 21, 2016 Sounds like an after life experience Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,358 Posted January 21, 2016 I think we should stop digging for jokes now before this thread becomes a graveyard of puns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted January 21, 2016 It''s gone deathly quiet now and it was only supposed to be a minutes silence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 457 Posted January 21, 2016 Everyone''s dying to read this story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 22, 2016 It''s keeping me a wake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastcanary 173 Posted January 22, 2016 Won''t make any bones about it, the lot of you should be ash-amed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 108 Posted January 22, 2016 This is getting deathlyCan we make this the last,,,, rite ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted January 22, 2016 In other news Bear seen in nearby woods defecating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted January 22, 2016 While there , the police found a newly dug hole ,,, they are looking into it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 108 Posted January 22, 2016 The police have narrowed down the possible identity of the body, but said they cant determine which Waveney it actually is........................... but they are confident is one of at least 46 !! any NCFC supporters who can help with identification have been asked to come forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 108 Posted January 22, 2016 Two old Norfolk girls walking home pissed one night after bingo, were desperate for a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking. We''d better keep an eye on our women, one said, mine came home without her knickers last night. You think that''s bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we''ll never forget you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,407 Posted January 22, 2016 Russell Martin tried to track back but the corpse was a bit too quick and strong for him... Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
