This lot couldn't win a P***-up in a brewery

[lappinitup 629]

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[Lessingham Canary 99]

Too many pale ale''s in this line up, thats why?

Very creative Lappinitup, must have lots of spare time !

[ricardo 7,328]

Lack of Peroni and Jamesons Irish seems to be the problem.

[lappinitup 629]

That''s the spirit Less. [Y][:D]

[Lessingham Canary 99]

All a bit cordial on here this afternoon.

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="ricardo"]Lack of Peroni and Jamesons Irish seems to be the problem.[/quote]We haven''t signed those players yet Ricardo - but I''m sure they''ll go down well when we do. [:)]

[YorkshirePudding 0]

A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:

• You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.
• There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.
• Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.
• A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.
• Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.
• You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council.

[Lessingham Canary 99]

We should have gone for Whyte & Mckay in the window, mind you some on here would still have a grouse.

[littleyellowbirdie 2,503]

[quote user="YorkshirePudding"]A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:

• You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.
• There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.
• Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.
• A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.
• Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.
• You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council.

[/quote]

How about a pissup in a micro-brewery? Still technically a brewery, but with all the toilets and tills etc.

[Herman 9,698]

[quote user="YorkshirePudding"]A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:

• You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.
• There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.
• Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.
• A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.
• Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.
• You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council.

[/quote]

That''s a 21st century p-up in a brewery. Most of us 20th century people (a few 19th) where all you need is a bottle/glass and a wall.

[lappinitup 629]

I think my team would get plenty of boos from the fans............

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

Bit of a poor show with no subs or manager!

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]Bit of a poor show with no subs or manager![/quote]Ok. We can have another.......And then......And this one took a lot of digging up........Recalled Josh and Jake then.......All managed by Phew! [:D]

[Lessingham Canary 99]

Brilliant Lapps, but the whiners will still wine !

[mr footy 36]

At last someone with who won''t bottle it

[im spartacus canary 0]

Ivo pinto couldn''t even make it into a drinking squad with a name like that ? How must be worst than we thought!!!

[Budapest Canary 152]

Here''s some more.  

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

Well done Lapps [Y]

[Molly Windley 76]

Think you may have stumbled onto the answer to the teams current problems here Lapps, just give the players a quick tot of rum each before they go out onto the pitch.