Fuzzar 1,702 Posted December 10, 2015 From scoring this weekend? In a rich vein of form and ably supported by Deulofeu, Barkley and an over-lapping Coleman. Anyone got any ideas - answers on a postcard to Colney asap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 500 Posted December 10, 2015 Feed him a couple of Delia''s pies or sausage rolls before the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted December 10, 2015 Kick the $hit out of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted December 10, 2015 Tettey will keep tripping him up ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted December 10, 2015 [quote user="daly"]Feed him a couple of Delia''s pies or sausage rolls before the game[/quote] Good shout Daly, but let''s leave them at room temperature for a couple of days first.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,844 Posted December 10, 2015 I would imagine it will be by getting Bassong to do that holdy-onny thing that he was practising on Odion Ighalo last weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted December 10, 2015 Do what we did last time we played Everton - don''t let them have the ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy G 10 Posted December 10, 2015 No More Nails on the Benches in the Everton Changing room Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worsencroft 0 Posted December 10, 2015 Install a few more of those camera pits Sanchez became so fond of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince of Darkness 0 Posted December 10, 2015 Desperate times call for desperate measures and I do feel it is time that we introduce our well below average defensive unit to performance enhancing drugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBFLECK 132 Posted December 10, 2015 Can''t see us winning this game...we couldn''t deal with Ighalo ...let alone Lukaku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted December 10, 2015 Not playing Bassong would be a start...When he''s not giving the ball away, giving away needless fouls, being caught of position or getting turned inside out at Watford he''s actually decent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 271 Posted December 10, 2015 Start playing to our strengths and stop worrying about our weaknesses and their strengths.We started the season confident, passing well, good movement and high pressing and scoring well but with a weak defence.Now we have the same weak error prone defence without any of the attacking angle - for 3-6 games we should attack and recognise that we have to play the keegan game of hoping to score more than we concede. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted December 10, 2015 We shouldn''t. Just need a strategically placed blonde in the tunnel to sidetrack him with a line like "fancy scoring, luv?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted December 10, 2015 Stop messing about and start Mbokani and hope he has a more productive game than Rom. Nick a 2-1 win or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted December 10, 2015 If you wait until after the game there''ll be loads of answers from the usual suspects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yorkshire Canary 118 Posted December 10, 2015 same as against Arsenal push him down the photographers pit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,498 Posted December 10, 2015 Tactical nuclear weapons should do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldRobert 38 Posted December 10, 2015 [quote user="ron obvious"]Tactical nuclear weapons should do it.[/quote]^^^This. [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 10, 2015 One standard, belt fed GPMG 7.62 heavy support weapon 5 metres wide of each post. Claymore anti personnel mines just outside the penalty area. Sharpshooter with a 50 cal Barrett in the TV gantry.Sorted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted December 10, 2015 How are Everton going to stop Grabban? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted December 11, 2015 [quote user="morty"]One standard, belt fed GPMG 7.62 heavy support weapon 5 metres wide of each post. Claymore anti personnel mines just outside the penalty area. Sharpshooter with a 50 cal Barrett in the TV gantry.Sorted.[/quote]Or, alternatively,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYwXaQYY6w8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 500 Posted December 11, 2015 [quote user="Bor"]How are Everton going to stop Grabban?[/quote]Lets hope he''s been given a behind the scenes position today making sure the pies are hot for the Caister fan . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grefstad 0 Posted December 11, 2015 Just put Bor, Morty, TC Canary, Hogesar, and a few others of the "Gang of deluded" into the lower Barclay with a big poster "We will be fine".Lukaku will then happily oblige, and nothing bad will ever happen to Norwich again.We will all be fine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted December 11, 2015 [quote user="grefstad"]Just put Bor, Morty, TC Canary, Hogesar, and a few others of the "Gang of deluded" into the lower Barclay with a big poster "We will be fine". Lukaku will then happily oblige, and nothing bad will ever happen to Norwich again. We will all be fine[/quote] As predicted, the ''enlightenment'' will be delivered later. [quote user="TCCANARY"]If you wait until after the game there''ll be loads of answers from the usual suspects.[/quote] I suspect he''ll be summoning up ''Opta'' the stat god as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted December 11, 2015 Perhaps a big sign, saying "Opta says: your defensive game sucks" could go some way in destroying his ego. I''m actually 76 percent sure about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
