Lessingham Canary 99 Posted December 23, 2015 Got to buy presents for christmas, so taken on a 2nd job, working at a local bakery...... knead the dough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Stump 1 Posted December 23, 2015 [quote user="johnnyryan1970"]A young chap asks his mammy for something to wear and something he can play with fir Christmas........she bought him a pair of trousers and cut holes in the pockets!![/quote]Chinese proverb says "man with hole in pockets feels cocky all day" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KoromaCrab 0 Posted December 23, 2015 Was looking through some jokes and actually found this about Norwich amongst them!!!!"Burglars broke into the Norwich trophy room and stole the entire contents - police are looking for two men carrying a yellow carpet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funny old game 1 Posted December 24, 2015 Bought the wife two presents this Christmas, A handbag & a vibrator, i figure if she doesn''t like the handbag she can go & fu(k herself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted December 24, 2015 I said to the wife why are you crying love?She said I''m home sickI said this is your homeShe said I know and I''m sick of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 24, 2015 [URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/Untitled_zpskzxt69gx.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/Untitled_zpskzxt69gx.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 24, 2015 [URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/Untitled_zpsah43osb4.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/Untitled_zpsah43osb4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,070 Posted December 24, 2015 I met a lady in a nightclub last weekend not saying she was rough but when I slid my hand in her knickers it reminded me of a Shetland pony eating a sugar lump out of my hand !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,314 Posted December 24, 2015 Thats Brilliant Morty, if you dont mind, i''ll use it as my Christmas card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 24, 2015 [quote user="wcorkcanary"]Thats Brilliant Morty, if you dont mind, i''ll use it as my Christmas card.[/quote]More "Daily Mail" Christmas [;)][URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/Untitled_zps7oyznfpa.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/Untitled_zps7oyznfpa.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,473 Posted December 24, 2015 Nicked from the Grauniad:Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?A mince spy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 24, 2015 [URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/12360420_1073309996042626_2671043080063975834_n_zpsproptp7k.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/12360420_1073309996042626_2671043080063975834_n_zpsproptp7k.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites