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[quote user="johnnyryan1970"]A young chap asks his mammy for something to wear and something he can play with fir Christmas....

....she bought him a pair of trousers and cut holes in the pockets!![/quote]

Chinese proverb says "man with hole in pockets feels cocky all day"

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Was looking through some jokes and actually found this about Norwich amongst them!!!!

"Burglars broke into the Norwich trophy room and stole the entire contents - police are looking for two men carrying a yellow carpet."

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I met a lady in a nightclub last weekend not saying she was rough but when I slid my hand in her knickers

it reminded me of a Shetland pony eating a sugar lump out of my hand !!

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[quote user="wcorkcanary"]Thats Brilliant Morty, if you dont mind, i''ll use it as my Christmas card.[/quote]More "Daily Mail" Christmas [;)][URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/Untitled_zps7oyznfpa.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/Untitled_zps7oyznfpa.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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