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I would like to announce an exciting new feature on the pinkun. Rach week I will give an in depth review of the quality of the pies at the away fixtures for the remainder of the season.

I plan to give an indepth and detailed breakdown of the quality, cost and enjoyment of the away team culinary delights starting with Man Utd on Saturday

I am sure it will become a firm favourite amongst you all

Keep an eye out on Sunday!

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Following the outrage expressed at the recent AGM over the lack of sausage rolls at 1.30pm on a home match day maybe you could have devoted more of your efforts on a comparison at away grounds to report back to Delia and Mr.McNally who were most apologetic over this fiasco.

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My Waveney pie (or whatever it is called this week) was an extreme let down. Too much hot air and as my mate said, fill of sh*t. Thankfully you won''t see any at Carrow Road.or any other football ground either. Taste ? Rather bitter. Shape. A bit twistedContent. A great number of ancient donkeys testes

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[quote user="Leedscanary"]A pie is not a pie unless there is gravy[/quote]At 7.40am i suppose you are pouring gravy all over your Weetabix ?

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Arrived at the ground a bit later than normal and as a result a large queue had formed at the concession stand

It gave me ample time to make my pie selection

I chose a meat and potato pie and the first impression was positive.

A good weight and colour and came branded in man Utd packaging

The pie had a water based short crust pastry and gave the reassuring solid tap as I examined the outside .

A decent flavoured crust with a full filling.

This is where it all started to go wrong

Worryingly there was a lack of steam coming out of the pie and my worst fears were realised when I tried the contents it was tepid

Now I don''t know about you but I love my pie to be hot this immediately put me off

Worse was to come however, the colour of the pie was anemic and it was clear it wasn''t a meat and potato pie but a potato and meat pie

The meat content was very low indeed.

In the interest of this thread and my adoring public I forced myself to consume the pie but it was no real pleasure.

A 3 out of 10 for me a bit like their team and fans on the day

Next up Spurs lets see what festive delights they can serve up

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Many moons ago on the way home from an away game (Rotherham - we lost 4-1), I bought a pie from a chip shop in Sutton Bridge, it was cooked in a microwave (new fangled things in those days), the pie crust was scorching hot but the centre of the pie was still frozen solid!!, a tepid pie is the first word in luxury!!.......

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I agree it can''t be that hard to keep a pie warm. I am still struggling to experience a better pie than the Morrisons pie from riverside

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