20 new chants???

[Boy Jeffy 0]

Can we come up with 20 new chants before the new season begins? The more unlikely and stupid the better (nobody''s suggesting we ever sing these things in public!). It''s more fun than transfer speculation surely.....

This one''s from ''Something Stupid'' by F and N Sinatra....

I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me,

And if we go some place to dance, I know that there''s a chance you won''t be leaving with me,

Then afterward we go into some quiet little place and have a drink or two,

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like.......

......"We are going up, I said we are going up. We are going up, I said we are going up"

(you can substitute any ''normal'' chant into the last line (eg Oh Huckerby, oh hucker, hucker .. etc.)

[JP 0]

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

"Cheeseboard!"....

It is currently great! But if all 25,000+ supporters chant it, it will be absouletly legendary!

Lets be ''avin u...

[Northern Canary 0]

hahaha i like it

[AJ 1,359]

better than you, having a laugh, better than you, you know it too, cause were better than you, anananannanna better than you etc. etc.

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When the ball hits the net - thats mckenzie
When the balls in the air - thats dean ashton
When the balls on the floor - thats huckerby
and When your balls, your just balls!

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(to the tune of amazing grace)

Yellow and green
How sweet the sight
that graces Carrow Road
Our chants go ever on and on
it''s there for all to see.

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(To the tune of amarillo)

Were on our way to the premier league (clap clap)
every game we are winning easy
goals by ashton and mckenzie (clap clap)
And darren huckerby

shalalala laaaaaa la la la la (clap clap)
shalalala laaaa lalalala (clap clap)
shalalala laaa lalalaaaa (clap clap)

On our way to the premier league........

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[..xx..WoRtHy_In..xx.. 0]

[quote]Can we come up with 20 new chants before the new season begins? The more unlikely and stupid the better (nobody''s suggesting we ever sing these things in public!). It''s more fun than transfer speculat...[/quote]

Luvin it!

[David Matthews 0]

the amarillo song has to be sung!

[JP 0]

I couldnt agree more, the amarillo song has got to be sung at carrow road next season! and on the road!

 

[..xx..WoRtHy_In..xx.. 0]

I think someone said this on the Canaries website.

We love you Deano, if its quite alright we love you Deano, your dynamite, we love you Deano, cross the ball and we''ll score....ect.

[Boy Jeffy 0]

Oi xxx~shrub~xxx poor Paul McVeigh - you''ve dumped him already? (Mind you I''d go with it if we sang ''head the ball and we''ll score...'')

We need to be more cringeworthy - how about this, to the tune of that ''Lonely'' song by Pinky or Perky on a bad day.

Jonson, Mathias Jonson, give us some fun son,

Score us a goal (ooh woo woo-oo-oo)

 

Sad, bad but smileable in its own way.

[Trent Canary 0]

How about the old ashley ward chant for deano?

Ashton, Ashton, Dean Dean Ashton. He gets the ball and scores a goal, Dean Dean Ashton.

 

Simple but effective!

 

Viva Loo ee-Jean, Viva Loo ee-Jean? (Doesnt have the same ring as libbra, but an idea)

[Evil Monkey 52]

I spent most of yesterday downloading and listening to Beatles songs (the older ones, not the ones about hand holding and all that gash), so got to thinking about:

To the tune of Let It Be:

"When we found ourselves in times of trouble

Mother Delia came to me

Speaking words of wisdom:

Huckerby!

Huckerby, Huckerby, Huckerby, oh Huckerby!

He has been the answer

Huckerby!"

Cheesy I know, but better than our current Huckerby song! We''ve been really naff when it comes to chants recently, just relying on Delia''s Green Army whenever we get bored, so lets get some of these sung this coming season!

Mind you, I did enjoy the Charlton game - I was sitting in the new Corner In-Fill stand, and we could hear the Barclay and the Snake Pit singing "We''re the Barclay, blah blah..."  In a brief lull someone from behind me just shouted "We''re the in-fill, we''re the in-fill!" to which everyone joined in for the rest of the game!

[Ken Aries 0]

in my humble opinion, the less complicated a chant is the better. you will never encourage many people to join in with chants when they dont know many of the words. the best chants to drive the team on are: "come on you yellows!" and "come on city!". they''re so simple that everyone (at least when they overcome their inhibitions, anyway) can join in. "specialist" songs are restricted to the snakepit/barclay and very few elsewhere. the crowd can achieve maximum volume with simple chants, as it''s more easy to synchronise everyone as one voice. it''s head on the block time now: am i the only one who thinks "on the ball city" sounds like a terrible dirge now. dont misunderstand me, i usually join in when it''s sung, but im not at all keen on it anymore. having said that, i wouldnt like to see it die out altogether as it''s part of the club''s heritage, but i wouldnt mind if i heard it less often.

[Ken Aries 0]

in my humble opinion, the less complicated a chant is the better. you will never encourage many people to join in with chants when they dont know many of the words. the best chants to drive the team on are: "come on you yellows!" and "come on city!". they''re so simple that everyone (at least when they overcome their inhibitions, anyway) can join in. "specialist" songs are restricted to the snakepit/barclay and very few elsewhere. the crowd can achieve maximum volume with simple chants, as it''s more easy to synchronise everyone as one voice. it''s head on the block time now: am i the only one who thinks "on the ball city" sounds like a terrible dirge now. dont misunderstand me, i usually join in when it''s sung, but im not at all keen on it anymore. having said that, i wouldnt like to see it die out altogether as it''s part of the club''s heritage, but i wouldnt mind if i heard it less often.

[BoBmAn1o1 0]

I would much rather be singing our current huckerby song that that one evil monkey

[Canary Brem 0]

To the tune of Shot You Down (Audio Bullys/Nancy Sinatra)

Depending on the colour worn by the opposition

“ You wear (colour), we wear yellow,
When ashton scores you’ll hear us bellow
Deano
He shot you down
Deano,
You hit the ground
Deano,
Our Deano shot you down.”

[Super Shaun Carey 0]

[quote]in my humble opinion, the less complicated a chant is the better. you will never encourage many people to join in with chants when they dont know many of the words. the best chants to drive the team o...[/quote]

In the words of Peter Kay, "How dare you!"

On the Ball City is not "dirge", and although it may not be the most up to date song in the world, it is our song, which is unique to us. Long may it continue.

Re new songs, how about these suggestions

To the "Rupert Bear" tune, which will mean nothing to txt spk contributors, but:-

1) Jason, Jason Jarrett, everybody knows his name

2) The Amarillo song by AJ, superb

3) Ashton definitely needs a song, the usual mono-syllabic "dirge" used for him is toilet. Whatever happened to re-engineering the "Steeno" chant for him? Adopted by snake pit, but not by Barclay. What has happened? Surely the "Deano, Deano" cannot survive into next season??

4) Peter Thorne''s magic hat song should be adopted too.

Peter Thorne is magic, he wears a magic hat

He could have stayed at cardiff, but he didnt fancy that

He scores goals with his left foot, he scores them with his right

And when we play at Ipswich, he''ll score all ****** night!

OOooooohhh, Peter Thorne is magic, etc, etc

5) Also, fancy a que sera sera type chant for Francis. As we all know, he has a tendency to go to sleep during games, so how about a little "wake up call"

When I was just a little boy

I asked my Daddy, who is that man

Is he sleeping, or is he awake, because it is hard to see

Wake up Damo, Wake up Wake up Damo, wake up wake up Damo

Wake up Damo.

Any comments??

[Dicky 0]

Super Shaun Carey - like the Damo song, but hopefully he won''t be around to sing to next season.

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote]I would much rather be singing our current huckerby song that that one evil monkey[/quote]

Fair dos, but I have to say I really don''t like the current Hucks song, I''m trying to think of a better one (and failing, it seems!) I mean, its just so rubbish: Oh Huckerby. Hucker-hucker-huckerby. Hucker-hucker-huckerby... repeat ad nauseum! Bloomin'' pants, I say...

But yeah, like AJ''s Amarillo chant, much as I hate the song itself......

[Scum Buster!!! 0]

Cookie Monster''s Barmy Army! NCFC Cookie Monsters Barmy Army! NCFC!!!!

its a private joke between me and some of my friends from what was a good laugh to cheer us all up after loosin 6-0 to fulham but we will be goin back to the prem my friends

[Trent Canary 0]

To the tune of Shot You Down (Audio Bullys/Nancy Sinatra)

Depending on the colour worn by the opposition

“ You wear (colour), we wear yellow,
When ashton scores you’ll hear us bellow
Deano
He shot you down
Deano,
You hit the ground
Deano,
Our Deano shot you down.”

 

Im liking that one a lot, maybe if you got rid of the first two lines and just repeated the chorus it would be great, and original!

[Freddy H 0]

To the tune "Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep" Wheres ya mama gone line.

Matti Louis Jean, Matti Louis Jean.

[Splendid Rush 0]

How about:

Ooooooooooooh

Peter Thorne is magic

He wears a magic hat

And when he came to Carrow Road

He said I’m having that

He’s deadlier than Ashton

And Makes McKenzie cry

And when Worthington signed him

We all had to question why.

 

A bit harsh.  How about to ‘House of Fun’ by Madness:

 

“We all love you, Dean Ashton

Now you’ve come of age

We all love you, Dean Ashton

A goal is on its way

We all love you Dean Ashton.

 

Or, to the tune of ‘Silly Love Songs’ by Wings

 

[Slim 0]

Here''s a few:

To the tune of I believe in a thing called love - Darkness

Can''t explain all the feelings that he''s making me feel,
His hearts in overdrive, I''m sure he is the real deal,
Running here,
Running there,
Running here,
Running everywhere.

I believe in a thing called Hucks,
Just listen to the rhythm of his heart,
There''s a chance we can make it now,
Won''t be playing for a team called town.

I believe in a thing called Hucks.

He''ll run right past you every minute, every hour, every day.
He''s got you in spin, I hope you''re gonna be Ok.


Tune of Robin Hood:

Safri, Safri Driving through defence,
Safri, Safri he is quite immense,
He''s a Moroccan guy,
He is our supply,
Safri, Safri, Safri!


Next one:

Greeno, Greeno,
He stands between our sticks,
Greeno, Greeno,
We think he''s rather slick,
And if you want a keeper who is really hard to beat,
Well just you take on the Greeno!

[Kent Canary 0]

Better get my thinking cap on..

I still like the ''Morrocan all over the world'' theme for Safri, which I think some one came up with last year..

[JP 0]

I love the ashton song, its great! and has to be sung nxt season and seasons after that!

[JP 0]

All the previous songs are great!

And they all have got to be sung in the future!

[Steve Mortlock 0]

To the tune of It''s Amore . . . .

 

When the ball''s in the air he''s an extrordinaire, Its Dean Ashton

When the balls at his his feet his control is unique, it''s Dean Ashton

Deano, Deano, Deano, Deano . . . 

 

STev