hogesar 9,615 Posted November 1, 2015 RvW in "Not being good at football" shocker.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince of Darkness 0 Posted November 1, 2015 It''s not a joking matter we will never get our money back for this useless turd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 1, 2015 Houghton was trying, IMO. He gave it his best shot IMO and worked as hard as he could to make us a compact and organised unit, but was let down - betrayed, even, IMO - by the players that he had nothing to do with recruiting or training. Particularly Sn*dgr*ss, who for some reason has gone on to be transferred for millions of pounds and has continued to play international football when he is IMO quite obviously the root cause of why Norwich were relegated as he was to blame for our lack of goals, entertainment, team spirit and defensive solidity. If I ever see him again then I plan to drive my Smart car straight at him as fast as the speed limit will allow, so unless he''s in the city centre or a multi storey car park then he''ll be doing that "moaning" face again as he lies there waiting for the ambulance, IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted November 1, 2015 Damn you Bor, you just made me laugh whilst x factor is on, which apparently I''m not supposed to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 1, 2015 Alien Uncovered, jesus christ I really thought this show had reached a trough with Wagner, or Kitty Brucknell, or Katie Waissel, Also, anyone singing an REM song for "saving" will automatically be kicked out.In other news, I have no idea what Ricky is doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 1, 2015 He had a shot in the 71st minute. It wasn''t on target. Sigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted November 1, 2015 Alien Uncovered were my favourite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 1, 2015 Really? They made Stereo Kicks look like The Beatles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.L.F. 0 Posted November 1, 2015 I think you blokes need to change the channel. 8 out of 10 is on 4music followed by Most Haunted at 2200. After last nights Norwich Ghost Walk, xfactor is just too much stimulation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.L.F. 0 Posted November 1, 2015 and leave ricky alone ffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 1, 2015 I hope you mean "leave Ricky on loan"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.L.F. 0 Posted November 1, 2015 lol, not sure if Henning Wehn or you have the best one-liners. But it''s time to see if, Carl and Stuart die tonight in most haunted. I advise viewer discretion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted November 1, 2015 I think I may have been swayed by deciding in my own mind that the blonde would be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.L.F. 0 Posted November 1, 2015 Yvette Fielding? Mmmm, yes please. Too bad that Karl made it....again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city4eva 207 Posted November 2, 2015 Guessing he didnt get the service while making all the runs in to channels.Good players look good in ANY team, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted November 2, 2015 I''m not sure Eden Hazard and Cesc Fabregas fit in with that statement at the moment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted November 2, 2015 Can''t we all just accept he''s sh*t and move on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesHoolahansDefendant 0 Posted November 2, 2015 the thing about Ricky is...He must have known deep down, all through the wolf pre season promotion that he wasn''t the player we thought he was. He must have been shooting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant Holts Moustache 105 Posted November 3, 2015 Jas I accepted that an moved on a year ago. Am just waiting for the contract to run down so he can disappear back into anonymity so one day he''ll be someone you talk to your mates about down the pub. We can all say remember that Ricky Van what''s his name? How did he ever dupe anyone into giving him such a massive contract and we can all laugh about what a mistake that was. Unfortunately though he''s still contracted to us for another two years! On the bright side though at least if we get relegated this season we will be paying him less money next and may have a chance of getting rid a year earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted November 8, 2015 You have to hand it to the lad for trying to get involved even when he isn''t playing. Last night, if I read this correctly, he managed to get booked despite being (again) an unused sub... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,710 Posted November 8, 2015 Yeah he did get a card in th 92nd minute. Need help finding out what for. Maybe a gust of wind blew him into the fourth official? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 8, 2015 Apparently he wouldn''t give the ball back to the opposition, certainly not something he was in danger of being booked for when playing for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eccles from Beccles 0 Posted November 8, 2015 Bor, I guess you''re referring to the fact that nobody passed to him when he made his runs to get into decent positions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 8, 2015 No, I am referring to his inability to hold the ball or shield it from the opposition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted November 9, 2015 It''s got to the point he''s so bad I''m wondering if he''s actually Lee Nelson who''s just taken this joke a bit too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,710 Posted November 22, 2015 Not in the team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 22, 2015 There you go, another manager who can''t see the value of the Wolfswinkel.It''s like the Beatles getting turned down by 22 record companies before they got signed.Or JK Rowling getting 22 rejections from publishers for Harry Potter.I have admittedly made these numbers up without research, but I think we can all identify with the analogies on display tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted November 22, 2015 So it turns out the Beatles were turned down by Decca, who then signed the Rolling Stones. We''ll call that neutral.JK Rowling received 12 rejections for Harry Potter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites