Riccardo Aid

[TCCANARY 263]

 

Seeing that he''s gone into some kind of depressive state I think it''s up to the rest of us to try and cheer him up, please post your cheer him up jokes here.

 

Q. How many Riccardo''s does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, but he needs to have several Peroni''s first.

 

 

[TCCANARY 263]

 

Apologies for spelling your name incorrectly.

 

 

[ricardo 7,328]

[quote user="TCCANARY"]

 

Seeing that he''s gone into some kind of depressive state

 

 

[/quote]I think I feel more angry and disappointed than depressed and I can''t get over the feeling that we have made some needless errors in recent days.Life with NCFC is never a smooth ride but we should be trying to avoid the pot holes not driving straight into them.

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

Times New Roman, Comic Sans and Arial walk into a bar.The barman says "Sorry we don''t serve your type."

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

Did you hear about those two container ships that collided in the North Sea?One was carrying red paint, the other blue paint.All the survivors were marooned.

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

My dad was a man of very few words.I remember he used to say to me ''Son.................

[Iwans Big Toe 312]

I used to own a racehorse.When he retired he trained as an electrician.He was great at finding the manes.

[ricardo 7,328]

[quote user="Iwans Big Toe"]Times New Roman, Comic Sans and Arial walk into a bar.The barman says "Sorry we don''t serve your type."

[/quote]A smile stared to form but I quickly suppressed it.[;)]

[BigFish 1,986]

Ricardo, they say live your dreams.

But personally I don''t want to do an exam naked I haven''t revised for.

[ricardo 7,328]

[quote user="BigFish"]Ricardo, they say live your dreams.

But personally I don''t want to do an exam naked I haven''t revised for.[/quote]I guess I''m not the only one that needs psychiatric help.[:D]

[Herman 9,694]

How many Ricardos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. He''d rather sit in the dark. Nobody can see the tears that way.

[im spartacus canary 0]

They were so poor in Ricardos house when he was growing up that Ricardo thought knives and forks were jewelry 😁

[Nuff Said 5,079]

Suffolk council has blocked Ipswich''s plans to build a new

ground on a park. A town hall source said: "We don''t mind having a funfair

there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."

"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make

''Ipswich Town Football Club''. I was gutted when I found out it wasn’t worth any

points."

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Ipswich colours.

Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has

nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker.

"No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your

grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even

harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay

then?" replies the social worker. "Ipswich," says the boy.

"They don''t beat anyone.

Mick McCarthy, shortly after another training session,

comments to the head groundsman at Portman Road how impressive the pitch is

looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 10

million fifty quid''s worth of manure on it every week."

I just went down to the newsagents and bought Ipswich Town

magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.

What does an Ipswich fan do after he sees his team win?

Turns off the Xbox

After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was

going to help Ipswich get out of the championship. He turned around and said,

"No way, I ain''t that special".

A man was found dead floating in the Orwell, wearing a blond

wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and an Ipswich shirt. Before

informing the next of kin the police removed the Ipswich shirt to save the

family embarrassment.

Did you hear that Mick McCarthy was clocked doing 169mph on

the M25 coming back from Brighton? Apparently he was just so desperate for

three points.

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog during

the playoff semi-final. The football results are coming up on the television in

the corner: "Norwich City 3, Ipswich Town 1" reads the announcer.

Suddenly the Jack Russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not

again." The shocked landlord says, "That''s amazing. Why did he say

that when it was announced that Ipswich lost?" "Because he''s an

Ipswich supporter," the dog''s owner replies. The landlord then asks what

the dog says when Ipswich beat Norwich, to which the man replies, "I don''t

know. I''ve only had him five years."

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to

the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the

ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only

have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the

name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees

and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it''s

an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions,

so it''s Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can

have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Ipswich. The man asks if

he''s heard a horse. "No," says the boy. "It''s going down."

[Nuff Said 5,079]

I particularly like the last one.

[ricardo 7,328]

[quote user="Nuff Said"]I particularly like the last one.[/quote]Yeah, they certainly made me chuckle.[Y][:D]

[iron_stan 0]

given that youre normally the sensible/objective/fairly positive one on here im quite glad youre a bit annoyed by all this

[Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0]

I feel exactly the same way Ricardo ,,, I know that''s no consolation to you , but as stated here , to know you feel the same way I do ,,, gives credence to my own feelings on a personal level .

[Samuel 0]

What''s green, juicy and really, really really long?

The grape wall of china.

If that doesn''t cheer you up then suicide really is your only option.

[nutty nigel 7,506]

He''s always been a miserable old blogger...

 

 

 

[Herman 9,694]

I hope that story is true Nutty. That''s brilliant.