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Relieving frustrations

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Matt Jarvis says he was relieving his frustration on the pitch.

Coming up from London with all their fancy ways, filth!

Relieve frustration by all means, but a little more decorum on the pitch please, what would Delia''s mum think?

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I have a dedicated corner in my allotment shed that I call "Monkey Island", so called because I like to stand there when the rain falls and spank the little monster until he cries white tears.

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[quote user="Number 9"]Matt Jarvis says he was relieving his frustration on the pitch.

Coming up from London with all their fancy ways, filth!

Relieve frustration by all means, but a little more decorum on the pitch please, what would Delia''s mum think?[/quote] Hopefully she averted her eyes when he was pulled off after 70 mins.

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Every time he took a touch he was looking for some penetration. Obviously he''ll be looking to score plenty...

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