im spartacus canary 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Has anybody here seen my old friend John ? Can you tell me where he''s gone ?He used to play for EnglandBut now his performances pong Whoaaa i just looked around and he was gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted October 18, 2015 I''ve been told that you''ve been boldwith Hooly, Martin and JohnMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursdaywith Hooly, Martin and John Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josh 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Has anyone seen my mate Martin?I think he''s feelin'' disheartenHe conceded 6 todayWhen he played awayAnd now he can''t stop himself farting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted October 18, 2015 There once was a team played in yellowWho hired a young Scottish fellowHe tried to attackBut looked weak at the backAnd he sounded just like Marti Pellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted October 19, 2015 Our CH today was R MartinSome argued he shouldn''t be startin''Then Tettey got hookedFrom then on we were f~**@#It was just like the Red Sea was partin'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites