lappinitup 629 Posted October 20, 2015 It has to be one of you. [:D]http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted October 20, 2015 Brilliant, never laughed so much, Big green tractors do it for some, you reap what you sow !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,586 Posted October 20, 2015 "The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones"[:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted October 20, 2015 Oh Deere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted October 21, 2015 Fondling the hub caps and fiddling with the points no doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Hockey's Beard 522 Posted October 21, 2015 It gives a whole new meaning to "Three Point Linkage" ,"Ball Hitch" and "Power Take Off Shaft". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,701 Posted October 21, 2015 I understand he was warned to stop, but ploughed on anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiz 0 Posted October 21, 2015 Its the diameter of the exhaust pipe what does it for them. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl of the Carra 0 Posted October 21, 2015 Mildly worrying that Lapps is looking round the regional newspapers for tractor sex stories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Hockey's Beard 522 Posted October 21, 2015 Police are also seeking a Mr John Deere and a Mr David Brown in relation to the incidents. They said that they had had to "Marshall their resources to pull off a Class act". Mr Bishop, or Spanky as he is known to his friends, has vowed not to re-of-Fent, claiming he could not a-Ford the fine, and that he was leaving Suffolk to make a fresh start in New Holland with his girlfriend Allis Chalmers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted October 21, 2015 Very creative THB ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshirePudding 0 Posted October 21, 2015 Urgh that must have been a bit ''Massey'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted October 21, 2015 [quote user="Trevor Hockeys Beard"]Police are also seeking a Mr John Deere and a Mr David Brown in relation to the incidents. They said that they had had to "Marshall their resources to pull off a Class act". Mr Bishop, or Spanky as he is known to his friends, has vowed not to re-of-Fent, claiming he could not a-Ford the fine, and that he was leaving Suffolk to make a fresh start in New Holland with his girlfriend Allis Chalmers.[/quote]I don''t think they have a Case THB. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,520 Posted October 21, 2015 Police have released this photo of the exhausted tractor after one of the sex sessions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted October 21, 2015 [quote user="Earl of the Carra"]Mildly worrying that Lapps is looking round the regional newspapers for tractor sex stories[/quote]Suffolk is the only place to look. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 497 Posted October 21, 2015 Thought having sex with a tractor a fairly normal hobby to have beats doing a Jigsaw puzzle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,520 Posted October 21, 2015 [quote user="daly"]Thought having sex with a tractor a fairly normal hobby to have beats doing a Jigsaw puzzle[/quote]Oh I don''t know....Click here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted October 22, 2015 OK, so what he did isn''t very pleasant, I don''t think any of would want to see that, but does the crime really justify the punishment?“He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted October 22, 2015 [quote user="Nuff Said"]OK, so what he did isn''t very pleasant, I don''t think any of would want to see that, but does the crime really justify the punishment?“He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.[/quote]Doesn''t that put all those mobility scooters at risk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites