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Pink'Un Posters Song -- with apologies to Lerner & Loewe

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All I want is to sign someone

Don’t matter who, just any old one

Think of a name, it’s easily done

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

Striker, centre back, number 10

Seen him on Youtube scoring a pen

We should just break the bank again and again

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

McNally out, the club’s a joke

Couldn’t even buy a pig in a poke

If only they’d listen to us knowledgeable folk

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

We’re a laughing stock for sure worldwide

Club after club taking us for a ride

Where’s King Canute to turn back the tide?

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

We all trust Neil, the problem’s the Board

They’re just sitting tight on the TV hoard

Let’s pray for a Sheikh to cut the cord

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

Really can’t stand that nutty and co,

Happily clapping however things go

Just once in a while why can’t they say “NO”?

Oh wouldn’t that be luv—er—ly

We post and we post and we post yet again

It might just strike us somewhere, somewhen

That we’ve nothing to say and we’ll stop pro tem

NOW THAT WOULD REALLY BE LUV—ER—LY

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I never knew that the bloke who owns Villa and the German Manager were a song writing partnership.

 

 

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Who will buy this godawful Dutchman?

Such a dud you never did see

He is yours for under a million

And we''ll throw in Andreu for free

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