Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 21, 2015 I urge all Pink Un message board members to join me in witholding every last penny from the Hollywood dream factory until this beautiful and gifted actress changes her surname to something less offensive.It isn''t even her real name FFS! Why, why, why the f*cking f*ck would any right thinking human being choose "Portman" as a surname? As far as I can see it is a blatant two fingers to everyone from Norfolk and even a few of those the wrong side of the border who, like penitent sinners, have still converted to the right side in the end.Natalie, if you are reading this, I thought you were magnificent in V for Vendetta and I might tug myself silly over that scene in Black Swan (you know the one), but I simply cannot support your career any longer while you drag that godawful surname around behind you. (I have already paid for Black Swan on DVD so it is not affected by a forward-looking ban.)Please do the right thing and make the change. "Svennson", "Doherty" and "Stringer" are all available as a starter for ten.While we are at it, are there any other scum-related products or celebrities we should be campaigning against? Yul Brynner and Michael Winner both rhyme with "binner" but both are dead, alas.Speaking of which, Happy Father''s Day everyone. Love you.Borx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chesney Hawkes 0 Posted June 21, 2015 Your nursing home must have LSD in the water supply.Though I admit that to this day I won''t buy anything made by Fisons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted June 21, 2015 Same to you Bor ! Love you too x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unique 434 Posted June 21, 2015 LeonUnboycottable........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Windley 76 Posted June 21, 2015 [quote user="unique"]LeonUnboycottable........[/quote]Extended version is my all time favourite movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock The Boat 1,326 Posted June 21, 2015 She chose the name Portman because she likes getting f****** every Saturday afternoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted June 21, 2015 [quote user="Rock The Boat"]She chose the name Portman because she likes getting f****** every Saturday afternoon.[/quote][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted June 21, 2015 Rock The Boat wrote the following post at 21/06/2015 2:02 PM:She chose the name Portman because she likes getting f****** every Saturday afternoon. No no, that''s Molly Bennett😄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,138 Posted June 22, 2015 Natalie Portman might be off the scene soon in any case as they seem to be getting desperate in binland.TWTD today. Apologies for the grammer. As well as lacking capital down there, they also lack capital letters, it would seem."if it meant more investment on players" 08:52 - Jun 22 with 211 views taximan"would you object to the renaming of portman road ? for example if greene king were prepared to pay 5mill per season, would you accept PR being called the Greene King Arena ??"(1) I would never boycott Greene King. The best thing to come out of Suffolk.(2) £5m per year? Eh? For the limited, Championship, exposure that such sponsorship would involve. (3) ''Dreamland'' would be a better bet. They have just re-opened in Margate and might see fit to invest a couple of thousand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,437 Posted June 22, 2015 What if she starts doing porn? Which in that case would be Portman Porn blue movies!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
