Brentford appoint Flemming Pederson as head of philosophy

[True Grit 26]

The Bees are going to produce a lot of honey with this move. Philosophy and strict core values are a huge aspect of the modern day game.

[The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0]

You''re 100% right.I can''t wait to see who they appoint as the head of arts and culture.

[First Wazzock 902]

Immanuel Kant was a real p*ssant

Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There''s nothing Nietzsche couldn''t teach ya''

''Bout the raising of the wrist.

SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY P*SSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away;

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugg*r for the bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he''s p*ssed!