Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 24, 2015 Sherman Hurtzen-Furtzen from Belarussian side Potato Minskovich. Can play left back or centre back and has ED nationality from a Dutch uncle. Can header a ball further than Askou could kick it. Would be about 3-7 million euros. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeiranShikari_2 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Chancel Mbemba from Anderlecht, undisclosed fee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 24, 2015 Bolivian winger José Ramirez, currently playing for Los Huevos in the Mexican X League. Favourably likened to a combination of Jan Molby and David Ginola. Wears a mask for luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruthers1 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Sherman Hurtzen-FurtzenBuilt like a tank by all accounts but fires blanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTetteyRole 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Andy Najar. Honduran right midfielder. Seems to be a mix of Morten Gamst Pedersen, Luis Boa Morte with a swirl of Zoltan Gera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTetteyRole 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Jose Gimenez, the young Godin. Slightly less disciplined but good going forward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,093 Posted June 24, 2015 Sheik It Allah Bout.Tricky little winger who represents the UAR.Worth a punt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted June 24, 2015 Asquith Fartinyaface, from an unpronounceable town in ColumbiaCan play anywhere you want him to, as he has a little ''help'' before each game, and will always fit in with the card schools on away trips, whilst smoking a cheroot, and a dagger stabbed into the table on the coach. Liable to keep changing his name every two months, and being vague on his real age, just to keep the authorities on their toes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,584 Posted June 24, 2015 The River Cam.Worth a punt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Bum Bum 0 Posted June 24, 2015 The new Spanish striking sensation Clee Torres is the one for me he always finds the spot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeiranShikari_2 0 Posted June 24, 2015 [quote user="Canary Dogg"]The new Spanish striking sensation Clee Torres is the one for me he always finds the spot[/quote]Just checked wikipedia, he doesn''t appear to exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 261 Posted June 24, 2015 Ah bless, it was just you couldnt find it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,066 Posted June 24, 2015 Enee Oneovnote, we won''t be signing him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havemyhowsonit 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Diego maradonna We need a helping hand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Akpell Malib - The oldest of Angelina Jolie''s African children. Great first touch but goes down a lot; bit of play acting never hurt anyone though I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,701 Posted June 24, 2015 Fling Sh!t-High. South Korean Messi, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,518 Posted June 24, 2015 Will Lee Wone Tee be joining us when he has made up his mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted June 26, 2015 patty o''dawes from glentoran , only part time at the moment and still working as a double glazing window fitter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted June 26, 2015 I heard that Patty O''dawes movement is great from side to side but he''s a bit lacking in forward and backward movement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted June 26, 2015 Graham Norton - he''ll stiffen up the back four... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jams093 0 Posted June 26, 2015 Old McDonald heard he''s looking for a farm in Norfolk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted June 27, 2015 Ipswich youngster Robin St John is apparantly on our radar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 27, 2015 Ipswich midfielder Pete O''Phiall has been linked as long as he can work with the youth teams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted June 27, 2015 On TWTD their spokespeople, Derek (Del for short) Ooded , and Arthur Brain have said that we have no chance of signing any of our transfer targets, as they will all sign for the Binners, as they reckon their fans once shouted louder than ours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,584 Posted June 27, 2015 Dame N''Ellimelba. Very vocal midfielder with a peach of a left foot. Currently the toast of Melbourne Victory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 261 Posted June 27, 2015 Tentative enquiries being made for Leroy Fer return Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Bum Bum 0 Posted June 27, 2015 [quote user="ZippersLeftFoot"]Tentative enquiries being made for Leroy Fer return[/quote]Bull shit from a less than credible source and I don''t mean you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 261 Posted June 27, 2015 Hence placing the rimour in this thread deputy dawg...Personally I would take him back, but cm not our priority... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,315 Posted June 27, 2015 ''Tentative enquiries being made for Leroy Fer return''...to the Eredivisie, where effort, commitment and a strong team ethic are not required, but irrellevent step overs and posturing arguments with your own supporters( j Barton as peacemaker FFS) are valued highly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted June 27, 2015 Swiss u21 midfielder Toby Lerone is have a medical at colney on Monday morning ! apparantly he has a sweet left foot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites