Katie Borkins 1 Posted July 20, 2015 These kits are just so awful, they are not even ironically good - they are so bad they are despicable.Absolutely diabolical behaviour from Smith and Jones. I can only think they have packed McNally off somewhere and then pushed this through using their boardroom stooge sock puppets Fry and Foulger to vote it through.Mark my words, NO PLAYER WILL SIGN FOR US NOW WE HAVE UNVEILED THESE ARTISTIC ABORTIONS UPON THE FOOTBALL WORLD. They make the 1990''s "Bird Sh*t" kit look like the epitome of cool. They make Everton''s salmon and blue striped kit look like Barcelona.As such, and as of today, we are the first team to be relegated because of our appalling kit putting off all potential new signings. Yes Colney has "world class facilities" and the like, but the minute any potential new signing sees the kit they will be asked to wear, their wages will go up 100% just because of the stick they will get from friends, family, acquaintances, strangers and enemies alike. The only signing we might possibly make would be Stevie Wonder, and I doubt he''s the solution to our centre back or right back issues.Time to sell up Delia, you''ve had a little go at designing a kit but it''s time to put your pencil crayons down and sell your doll''s house on to somebody who can do a better job. Syrian arms dealers, Kuwaiti royal family, American porn barons, I don''t care any more. Nothing, nothing could be worse than this laughing stock you have turned our club into. As Han Solo said to Chewbacca, "no reward is worth this."I''d rather be in the Championship with dignity intact.For shame, I say. For shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branston Pickle 3,635 Posted July 20, 2015 I actually like the kits (and don''t really care what they look like, in equal measure).....but agree with every word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 20, 2015 I agree with Bor. I think we should all stand with our backs to the pitch for the duration of the West Ham friendly as a protest, whilst loudly booing throughout the match. [:@]Shameful. [8o|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted July 20, 2015 These kits do rather fail the "Would you let your wife or servants wear these?" test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havemyhowsonit 0 Posted July 20, 2015 And you know the reward for these shirt designs?Another 8!! Year contract with errea Whoever accepted these designs needs there eyes and head testing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Young 0 Posted July 20, 2015 I think the designs are really nice. However, and this is a major problem, the awful block of sponsorship on the front just ruins them.The sponsors logo might as well have been made of fire the damage its done to the shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich T The Biscuit 562 Posted July 20, 2015 They''re just shirts guys.Other than when Man Utd wore that kid which they claimed made players blend in to the crowd, a kit is just a kit!!I''m sure if a player is offered £20k a week he won''t give a rats ass what the kit looks like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted July 20, 2015 Jeez, that is just awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted July 21, 2015 Always makes me laugh when I read some of BBB ''s posts, place wouldn''t be the same without him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,317 Posted July 21, 2015 Everybody that enters the club shop should BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the kits...kits out (for the lads) [:D] Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RustysRevenge 0 Posted July 21, 2015 That''s your best work since Mr Chops died, well done sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
