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Every morning at the pie shop you’d see him arrive
Kinda broad at the waist, weighing two eighty five
His tracksuit tight, and an Ipswich scarf,
And nobody who saw him could help but laugh at Big Joe

Folks said it was a heavy load
To take on the shambles at Portman Road
But Joe he had a smile on his face
He thought that he could rock the place, Big Joe

Big Joe, Big Joe, Big Fat Joe

He had to boost his striking power,
Cometh the man and cometh the hour,
Went to Hillsborough, knew what to do,
Called it his little Kuqi coup, Big Joe

Come Christmas Day, Joyeux Noel,
The Tractor Boys were going well
Top of the league with points to spare
Feeling like a millionaire was Big Joe

Big Joe, Big Joe, Big Fat Joe

But with the decorations
Down came sorry little Ipswich Town
Wings off, ablaze, he couldn’t avoid
Crashing like an asteroid, Big Joe

Sitting in the impact crater
Was Big Fat Joe, head like a potata
Star players gone, replaced by kids
The Binmen are really on the skids, Big Joe

Big Joe, Big Joe, Big Fat Joe

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Not bad that! I was quite amused to find that scummers actually refer to their "esteemed" manager as BFJ or Big Fat Joe. They obviously have as high a regard for him as we do.

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[quote]Every morning at the pie shop you’d see him arrive Kinda broad at the waist, weighing two eighty five His tracksuit tight, and an Ipswich scarf, And nobody who saw him could help but laugh at Big Joe ...[/quote]

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Well think he''s amazing personally - He''s done an unbelievable job at the dark end of the A140

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Come on, you must admit he almost pulled it off. We quickly forget the bad taste if they had replaced us last season. So close.

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[quote]Like it.[/quote]

I like you too, Ducky. I mean Dicky.

Must admit I was quite chuffed with the "Kuqi coup" bit.

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[quote]I like you too, Ducky. I mean Dicky. Must admit I was quite chuffed with the "Kuqi coup" bit.[/quote]

I just Googled "Kuqi coup" and it seems half the world thought of it before me. Nothing new under the sun, it seems.

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