The North Sea Arena at Blakeney Point

[Farkes The Herald Angels 0]

Loads of space. Trips to the seals before the game. Nice pubs (The Anchor at Morston, The Red Lion in Stiffkey and The Dun Cow at Salthouse included). Temples, Beans and Bishops ferries to and from the game. Samphire and cockle pies. Sailing lessons for family members. Lobster fishing for season ticket holders. Loads of parking space, but the timing of games will have to be synched with high tide. No games during spring tides ....Lots of  opportunities for bird watching (titter). Sponsored by The National Trust. Easy to get to from Holt, Fakenham, Aylsham, Sheringham, Cromer and Binham. Those big fancy clubs won''t like a bit of Arctic wind up''em in the winter.  

[TimDim 0]

Pretentious pubs, full of silly arses up from London. The tide could mean any number of early kick offs. But the club could fund the built by letting the car par out to dinghy mooring, with Wells life boat being stoored under the RiverStiffkey End, and spare office space being sublet to artists from Cley who could also look after the creche where cocklers could leave their children while making pepper corndollies.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

It''s an ideal location for concerts as there are no neighbours to upset.

[Katie Borkins 1]

Throw in some half time acrobatic seal displays, and I''m in.

[Farkes The Herald Angels 0]

Doris Temple would be turning in her grave if she heard you describe The Anchor in Morston as pretentious.....although it looks a bit smarter than the old days.

[The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0]

This is a good idea, but only if it has bus stops in front of it.