Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 29, 2015 Why?If Alex Neil is a massive success - as Bor Bor Bor believes he will be - then he will be gone at the first sign that a bigger Premier League club can see the Alex Neil magic and wants a piece of him. If we are bottom by Christmas - as Bor Bor Bor does not believe we will be - then we will need to thank him for the memories, pat him on the back and pack him off across the border with a wheelbarrow full of cash and our very best wishes.Either way, we cannot afford to let the next prize managerial catch slip through our fingers and we need a contingency plan ready - and I mean ready as in RIGHT NOW READY - should the unthinkable, or even the unedible, happen.We should have scouts all over the UK next season, and it may also be worth looking at the Welsh league too. We can''t keep pulling Scottish rabbits out of the hat and perhaps it''s time for a Welsh Wizard or even a Cornish commander, if not an Irish Inspiration or an Isle of Man Magician. Or a foreigner. Anyway, we should know our next target now and already be doing the equivalent of winking at them across a crowded room, or maybe making eye contact while eating a cherry seductively. Possibly even rubbing our hand up and down a banister while staring right at them. Oh, you know what I mean. It''s foreplay, innit.Give McNally all the spies and scouts he wants, I say, and let us find the successor to Neil who is the rightful successor to Lambert. Every day wasted is another day wasted.Once again, I cast these pearls before you in the hope you see it for the sense that it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay seats 4849 the 3rd 0 Posted June 29, 2015 Are you suggesting that some of us are "swine" BBB ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 29, 2015 It is time for Bor Bor Bor to take his place in the pantheon of greats, and for that he must be recognised as a true prophet.Pink Un Message Board = Bor Bor Bor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newton 0 Posted June 29, 2015 What on earth is this post about - other than Boring applauding the sound of his own voiceLine up a new manager now incase we sack Neil at some time in the future but he dont know when, oh and search everywhereWhat a load of toshHe lives up to his name nearly fell asleep before I had read half of the dribble - Boring it isBoring are we lining up a :-Kitman & tea lady as well ? or not ?What do you think ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 29, 2015 Bor Bor Bor thinks he heard something.A whining kind of sound.A bit like a mosquito, only not as dangerous.Oh, hang on.It was....Ah, it was "Newton".Carry on, knobhead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newton 0 Posted June 29, 2015 Boring do not understand your post - it is not replying to the main these of the thread -your original postFind a new manager now, search everywhere - just in case Neil is sacked at any time in the futureGreat idea - would not have thought of it but then the majority of adults dont think like you - do we ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 29, 2015 I feel like the dad in this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig2tItOIRag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted June 30, 2015 Bor Bor Bor you are indeed correct, but you probably already know that, When Liverpool finally sack hook nose, where will they look for their next Shankly ? Carra Rud of course.So the obvious candidate for me is Robbie Nielsen of Hearts, him and AN have so many similar things going own, both clubs just promoted straight after relegation the previous season, both were relatively unknown, both clubs owned by women, Saint Delia and the saviour that is Anne Budge, AN and Nielsen are doing their coaching badges together, and one final but not so small similarity is the name, Neil or Neil (-son) ? either way the future is ours for the making ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newton 0 Posted June 30, 2015 Lessingham Canary wrote the following post at 30/06/2015 12:49 AM:Bor Bor Bor you are indeed correct, but you probably already know that, When Liverpool finally sack hook nose, where will they look for their next Shankly ? Carra Rud of course. So the obvious candidate for me is Robbie Nielsen of Hearts, him and AN have so many similar things going own, both clubs just promoted straight after relegation the previous season, both were relatively unknown, both clubs owned by women, Saint Delia and the saviour that is Anne Budge, AN and Nielsen are doing their coaching badges together, and one final but not so small similarity is the name, Neil or Neil (-son) ? either way the future is ours for the making ! WE select someone to replace Neil on the basis they are doing coaching courses together and the other guy is Scottish - GET REALBoring what you are talking about is something called CONTINGENCY Planning - all grown up businesses do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted June 30, 2015 I guess, in legal circles, it may be considered a form of stalking, others may be flattered by the attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 30, 2015 This is not contingency planning, this is active recruitment NOW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jedi 0 Posted June 30, 2015 Your hardly a prophet if you cover every possibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted June 30, 2015 Good point, Jedi. :)Recruiting his replacement before the season begins sends what sort of message to AN? Would any sane owner start to undermine her staff "just in case"? And what sort of manager is going to sit waiting in the wings for the current manager to leave only to be immediately undermined by his new club which, according to borp borp borp should start looking for his replacement? He hates Nahrfok so much he can''t imagine anyone with talent wanting to stay there. See: Darren Huckerby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 30, 2015 Honestly, I feel I should use one syllable words for some of you.Let''s try it and see if it goes in this time.We look for a new man to lead the club if Alex Neil leaves. We do not hire him now: we let him know we would want to hire him if Alex Neil did leave. We find out if he would want to join us if that was the case.If he does then we both say we will be in touch if Alex Neil leaves.THE END. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted June 30, 2015 Bor Bor Bor believes Nigel Pearson will be that man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 30, 2015 ugh, people who talk about themselves in the third person Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newton 0 Posted June 30, 2015 Bor Bor Bor wrote the following post at 30/06/2015 8:19 PM: Honestly, I feel I should use one syllable words for some of you.Let''s try it and see if it goes in this time.We look for a new man to lead the club if Alex Neil leaves. We do not hire him now: we let him know we would want to hire him if Alex Neil did leave. We find out if he would want to join us if that was the case.If he does then we both say we will be in touch if Alex Neil leaves.+I believe Nigel Pearson is that manTHE END.Boring most of your posts are childish garbage but this one is an utter gemHow can someone in there right mind recommend that we approach a recently sacked manager now and ask him to confirm he would be prepared to become the next Norwich manager if and when the present emcumbant left or was sacked at any time in the future - what planet are you from ?Boring I have some very sad news, no matter what your mother said Mr Potatoe Head is not a real person - sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryChris 146 Posted July 1, 2015 If McNally were to ''wink'' at Pearson while rubbing a bannister, he is likely to get a punch in mush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted July 1, 2015 Newton wroteWE select someone to replace Neil on the basis they are doing coaching courses together and the other guy is Scottish - GET REAL Newton my post was simply pointing out the similar stories of the 2 clubs, and how the next manager to make a name for himself could be emerging from Hearts, but you probably can''t see that, either get in the spirit of the thread or say nothing, simple ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland Canary 76 Posted July 1, 2015 Alladyce would keep us up. Equally, he would keep Leicster up. £10m to secure £100m looks like a good piece of business to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabbycanary3 994 Posted July 1, 2015 I think ''Whoosh'' would have been appropriate, at times, in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havemyhowsonit 0 Posted July 1, 2015 [quote user="Highland Canary"]Alladyce would keep us up. Equally, he would keep Leicster up. £10m to secure £100m looks like a good piece of business to me.[/quote]Yeah and cost a fortune to have in charge with boring football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted July 3, 2015 (Just for the record: I already prophesized that we''d lose AN to Liverpool while we''ll be sitting 6th around Christmas.. :)But more importantly: Bor is bang on the money. We must establish a recruitment system based on the one used for recruiting the Dalai Lama. McNally must start roving Scotland in search of the next carnation of Lambert. When he gets the sign (he obviously has this this special thing) he must take the person, possibly an infant, and raise him in Colney to be our next spiritual leader in line. Simple as. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted July 3, 2015 That is a good long term strategy for sure, but the short to medium term needs to go down the scouting and tapping-up route. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cannigia1 0 Posted July 4, 2015 Robbie neilson lol the best young manager in the SPL is Paul Hartley at Dundee fc .but you can''t have him :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted July 31, 2015 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]That is a good long term strategy for sure, but the short to medium term needs to go down the scouting and tapping-up route.[/quote]There. Our man for the future (and I thought I was kidding)http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-33710795 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
