Thetford Yellow 0 Posted July 30, 2015 Negotiations for Peter Crouch are quite well advanced, apparently Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted July 30, 2015 Hmmm. Not someone I would particularly want. Awkward, inconsistent and not as good a header of a ball as he ought to be at his height. Must be getting on a bit too....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted July 30, 2015 could you provide the source? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thetford Yellow 0 Posted July 30, 2015 Also said to be looking at Denmark''s Andreas Cornelius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted July 30, 2015 [quote user="Thetford Yellow"]Also said to be looking at Denmark''s Andreas Cornelius[/quote] are you playing FIFA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicko 0 Posted July 30, 2015 I''d sooner poo in my hands and clap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted July 30, 2015 We reignited his career for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted July 30, 2015 What team is he in negotiations with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted July 30, 2015 Surely this isn''t a trick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Spector 0 Posted July 30, 2015 A good player a few year ago, but at 34 there''s no value in signing someone like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted July 30, 2015 quote user="Jim Moriarty"A good player a few year ago, but at 34 there''s no value in signing someone like this.Much like the ''no value'' Dion Dublin brought to us...?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted July 30, 2015 Poor man''s RvW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Mustard 94 Posted July 30, 2015 I''d welcome him back! Could be ideal as a target man - nowadays we have plenty of players capable of playing around him who can put the ball in the net.By the way, he now has as many headed Premier League goals as Alan Shearer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felixfan 53 Posted July 30, 2015 Be a great signing with two lively wingers pinging balls into the box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Mustard 94 Posted July 30, 2015 Another bonus would be seeing Abbey Clancy dancing her way through the stadium to take her seat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,329 Posted July 30, 2015 Always thought that he is a very good footballer, no defender limes to play against him. Plus , what a missus he has. Football wize, though, I''d be happy to get a season out of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drazen Muzinic 1,444 Posted July 30, 2015 He''ll always have respect from me.Not just because of what he did for us in a yellow shirt but also because of this exchange after he got together with Ms Clancy...Reporter: “What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?”Peter Crouch: “A virgin” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted July 30, 2015 Story was; McNally was potted in DFS looking for a Couch, by the time it got to twitter it was Crouch ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted July 30, 2015 Mrs Crouch is rather hot. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Mustard 94 Posted July 30, 2015 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Mrs Crouch is rather hot. [;)] [/quote]Out of 10, I''d definitely give her one!... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Windley 76 Posted July 30, 2015 Dyed hairTattoo`d eyebrowsFalse lashesTinted contactsRemodelled noseCapped teethBotoxed foreheadCollagen lipsFake tanFake Boobs& several layers of make up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted July 30, 2015 [quote user="Molly Windley"]Dyed hairTattoo`d eyebrowsFalse lashesTinted contactsRemodelled noseCapped teethBotoxed foreheadCollagen lipsFake tanFake Boobs& several layers of make up[/quote]What....Peter Crouch.......Really ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
93vintage 16 Posted July 30, 2015 [quote user="Molly Windley"]Dyed hairTattoo`d eyebrowsFalse lashesTinted contactsRemodelled noseCapped teethBotoxed foreheadCollagen lipsFake tanFake Boobs& several layers of make up[/quote] You''d think these footballers could pull someone who doesn''t need all this make up and cosmetic enhancement? I don''t mind a bit of war paint, but a decent lass don''t require extensive building work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowbeagle 0 Posted July 31, 2015 [quote user="Molly Windley"]Dyed hairTattoo`d eyebrowsFalse lashesTinted contactsRemodelled noseCapped teethBotoxed foreheadCollagen lipsFake tanFake Boobs& several layers of make up[/quote]That must have set you back abit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Hockey's Beard 526 Posted July 31, 2015 If she''s that hot why doesn''t she take her cardigan off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted July 31, 2015 But of a tall story, this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiz 0 Posted July 31, 2015 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Mrs Crouch is rather hot. [;)] Bloody Wow! [:P] [/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dubai Mark 0 Posted July 31, 2015 Wiz, down boy! Seriously though, if rumour true and that is very unlikely, Crouch even at 34 is still a very handy option to have. He looked fit last season and was effective when played, still a real problem and has great work ethic. plus on all accounts is great for team spirit. I am a huge believer in that you can never have enough striker options, and he would give us that something different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted July 31, 2015 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Mrs Crouch is rather hot. [;)] [/quote] MODERATORSA gross violation of forum policies by the self confessed Policeman of the site. I am deeply offended, as after looking at the picture of Ms Clancy I am now stuck under my desk. Ban him, ban him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites