True Grit 26 Posted June 18, 2015 I''m not a troll. I live and breathe the club and will not conform to hype that surrounds this promotion. I''ve seen it time and time again.The club needs a broad brush stroke, root and branch reform. I want to see Carrow road turned from its current guise of over sized catering unit and soft play area to that giant wall of ice in game of thrones. That isn''t going to happen without taking some risks on some ballsy players Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 18, 2015 He''s quite a good troll no doubt about that. The constant suggestions of sh!t players like Walters and Barton was amusing at the start, now its kind of depressing that he''s continuing with it. Its nearly got to the stage of Dundee, remember him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 18, 2015 [quote user="True Grit"]BREAKING: Juventus have agreed a £10.7m fee with Atlético Madrid for striker Mario Mandžukić. [Sky Italia] http://t.co/gzvOGsCHu6We could afford that easy... This is what annoys me.[/quote]I blame Tom Cavendish.A scout of his ability should have been in there and signed him up before Juventus had a sniff.Mind you, if the club are too mean to put petrol in his Reliant Robin, perhaps it''s not his fault. [au] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul101 91 Posted June 19, 2015 its amazing how many times I see the same person talking to himself on multiple accounts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yorkshire Canary 118 Posted June 19, 2015 well we seem to be picking up a loan and a freebie so thats 2 out the 5 or 6 players we needs which leaves enough cash for one big signing whoever that may be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Greenthumb 742 Posted June 19, 2015 And I thought the Danny Welbeck rumour a few years ago was hilarious, where do you dream this stuff up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted June 19, 2015 Dzeko I''m sure, would consider a massive pay cut just for the privilege of playing for Norwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted June 19, 2015 Well my Spanish mate, Miguel has an Auntie who works in the Barcelona canteen, and she heard Neymar ask Messi, "have you thought of playing for Chelsea, and he replied NO, but I would love to play for the famous Norwich City".But don''t tell anyone, as that might not be 100% true either, Honest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Shuck 171 Posted June 19, 2015 One user, multiple accounts, "talks" to himself on numerous threads on here, trolls all the other users incessantly...The internet eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Grit 26 Posted June 19, 2015 [quote user="Lessingham Canary"]Well my Spanish mate, Miguel has an Auntie who works in the Barcelona canteen, and she heard Neymar ask Messi, "have you thought of playing for Chelsea, and he replied NO, but I would love to play for the famous Norwich City".But don''t tell anyone, as that might not be 100% true either, Honest[/quote]Obviously not now as he''s settled at barca, but later on in his career if he wants to try the PL out its already been documented by 442 off the record Neymar would go to Chelsea as first choice but if that fell through norwich, due to our shirt colour matching the national team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hog 0 Posted June 19, 2015 One of the most ridiculous stories ever to appear on this site....Seriously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicko 0 Posted June 19, 2015 What the hell this is never going to happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judderman 0 Posted June 19, 2015 This is a cracking thread, the wind-ups are good enough that people are biting in good numbers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Grit 26 Posted June 19, 2015 Neymar has Synesthesia, the neurological condition where you associate sound with colour. Off the record 442 magazine stated that he would find it easier to learn English if he was playing in a yellow shirt. As I say Chelsea is the number one for him if he were to move to the PL, but don''t be surprised to see him in a yellow shirt for a club team after his time at barca. Could be us, Watford or dortmond, but off the record he did mention norwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tricky974 61 Posted June 19, 2015 This will never happen but I would love it if it did, Man City are looking to put Jovetic out on loan with a view to buy the loan amount of between £700,000 -£1.5 million and this leaves them with the options of Dzeko,Aguero and Bony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,309 Posted June 19, 2015 I''m hoping City throw Aguero into the deal...we need cover on the bench [:D] Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiz 0 Posted June 19, 2015 A rumour by Bor......hmm? [*-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethnal Yellow and Green 1,557 Posted June 19, 2015 Well done Bor Bor Bor - I think you hit upon the perfect player for a rumour with just enough believability to make people think you might be serious, but just stupid enough to get them to bite.It''s a hard skill - some go too big and some go to small. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,473 Posted June 19, 2015 [quote user="Bethnal Yellow and Green"]Well done Bor Bor Bor - I think you hit upon the perfect player for a rumour with just enough believability to make people think you might be serious, but just stupid enough to get them to bite.It''s a hard skill - some go too big and some go to small.[/quote]I don''t agree it had ''just enough believability''.However, the posts on this thread suggest otherwise, so will bow to your superior judgement! [:d] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted June 19, 2015 Lol this year''s miroslav klose eh?He''s slower than Cameron Jerome on fifaso it''s a no from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted June 19, 2015 we''re too big a club for him.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodman 92 Posted June 19, 2015 [quote user="True Grit"]Neymar has Synesthesia, the neurological condition where you associate sound with colour. Off the record 442 magazine stated that he would find it easier to learn English if he was playing in a yellow shirt. As I say Chelsea is the number one for him if he were to move to the PL, but don''t be surprised to see him in a yellow shirt for a club team after his time at barca. Could be us, Watford or dortmond, but off the record he did mention norwich.[/quote] I think this is quite possibly the funniest post I''ve seen on the Messageboard. I had to google Synesthesia just to check it out for myself. Perhaps Neymar will just play in the away games for Arsenal. And for the record, he is probably paid more in a week than the playing squad, the management team, the box office team and McNally in total. Plus I think he''s lazy and wouldn''t suit Alex Neil''s style of play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted August 9, 2015 Season long loan to be announced Monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBFLECK 131 Posted August 9, 2015 source? Your girlfriends friend, who works in Tesco''s ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted August 9, 2015 £14m to Roma imminent!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites