a1canary 0 Posted January 21, 2004 They''re looking at getting Shaun Goater in to join Shefki Donki!Their front line will look like a nativity play - the goat and the donkey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
As my login causes problems [ :o) ] 0 Posted January 21, 2004 At least the Skummers have players that they can relate to at last. Half of them are related to goats and donkeys - is that allowed Mr Moderator Sir? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadDan 0 Posted January 21, 2004 Could be that our poverty stricken neighbours are about to flog off another of their players - notably a striker (Bent?) and this is the best they can come up with as a replacement.Nice to see in true ''so fick'' tradition the local binman rag has rounded up the binners share offer total of £1.33m to the nearest figure errrrr.............. £2m (any wonder that Jack and the Beanstalk was the local ipswich pantomime this year) ! As to the nativity allegory I doubt very much - as it would be highly unlikely that you could find three wise men and a virgin at poorman rd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
As my login causes problems [ :o) ] 0 Posted January 21, 2004 MasterGreen have you seen some of their fans????If they''re not virgins there is definitely no justice (or taste) in this world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted January 21, 2004 The laughable thing is that they can''t even get someone as c**p as Goater!! Reading won''t let him go. Who are they gonna go for next, Coote?? He''s about their standard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadDan 0 Posted January 21, 2004 Ah but you are supposing normal standards of sexual attraction and behaviour to our tractor driving neighbours.Being a semi feudal society, where deference to the landed gentry and the right de seigner still prevails, it is hardly likely that any of them will have been able to fight off the repeated advances of their betters.How else would you explain the willingness of themselves and their club to be f***** left, right and centre regularly by His Lordship, Dave Sheepshanks !f***** = farmed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Canary 0 Posted January 22, 2004 Ha Ha, Ipswich are in trouble they can''t even sign Goater, a player past his best. I almost feel sorry for Ipswich that they are desperate enough to even want him in the first place. Actually I don''t feel sorry for them, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha! Good luck looking for strikers Ipswich, maybe they can coax Alan Brazil out of retirement! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadDan 0 Posted January 22, 2004 "maybe they can coax Alan Brazil out of retirement! "coaxing him away from the pie stall would be an event never mind getting him on to the pitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1canary 0 Posted January 22, 2004 If i was them i would be looking for A LOT OF defenders forget strikers. They''ve got easily the best goal scoring record in the league this year but have got the second WORSTdefence record outside the religation zone! That is pretty shocking evidence for a team who are 5th in the league and are looking for promotion! Lets hope they can keep that defencive record going, hey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites