Mr Jenkins 0 Posted June 5, 2015 We could always jump on other clubs rumours? Van Dijk and Clasie to Sunderland? Surely they''d prefer to come live in Norwich? Or Gignac? Perhaps he would prefer to be a short ferry from his native land? I wonder what the board are thinking with transfers. It''s not as easy as list A, list B etc. Essentially it''s like trying to buy a house in some cases in that there is a chain and we are at a stage of that. There will be clubs monitoring the likes of Elliot Bennett and waiting for us to sign his replacement/ upgrade on the other side too. This is where we have to decide if we buy the likes of McCormack, give them a good pre season etc. or wait for better players to become available with the risk they may go to bigger clubs or not move at all. I suspect this is how we ended up with Elmander as that final piece last year after what had seemed a promising and successful window of dealings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZLF 271 Posted June 5, 2015 [quote user="Mr Jenkins"]We could always jump on other clubs rumours? Van Dijk and Clasie to Sunderland? Surely they''d prefer to come live in Norwich? Or Gignac? Perhaps he would prefer to be a short ferry from his native land? I wonder what the board are thinking with transfers. It''s not as easy as list A, list B etc. Essentially it''s like trying to buy a house in some cases in that there is a chain and we are at a stage of that. There will be clubs monitoring the likes of Elliot Bennett and waiting for us to sign his replacement/ upgrade on the other side too. This is where we have to decide if we buy the likes of McCormack, give them a good pre season etc. or wait for better players to become available with the risk they may go to bigger clubs or not move at all. I suspect this is how we ended up with Elmander as that final piece last year after what had seemed a promising and successful window of dealings.[/quote][Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted June 5, 2015 Life expectancy males in Switzerland: 79 and 2 months.Blatter''s age:79 years, 1 month, 19 days ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ec-p 90 Posted June 5, 2015 Does anyone know if Euro under 21''s is on terrestrial TV? Be good to see Redmond, Kane etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted June 5, 2015 Well fuck me i''ve started my very own circlejerk! Cheers mate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 I''ve got loads of jokes, but you''ll never hear me do one about Spaniards. No way Jose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 I won''t do jokes about wooden steps in the corner of fields either. That''s not my stile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 And I definitely aren''t about to do any jokes about German sausages, because they''re the wurst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 Did you hear about theoos two large container ships that collided in the North Sea earlier today? One was carrying red paint, the other blue paint. All the survivors were marooned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 Comic sans, times new roman and aerial walked into a bar. The barman said "Sorry guys, we don''t serve your type." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 I used to work in a bank. I quit though, I lost interest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 Then I got a job at ablanket factory. But that folded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 So I tried driving steam engines. They fired me when they found out I hadn''t been trained. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 I went to the dentist. He said "Say ahhhh."I said "Why?"He said "My dogs just died" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwans Big Toe 312 Posted June 5, 2015 I took my cat to the vet. He said "I''ve got to put it down."I said "Why?"He said "My arms are tired" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted June 5, 2015 Conjunctivitis.com That''s a site for sore eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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First Wazzock 902 Posted June 5, 2015 Nearly sh*gged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman.Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!That''s when I thought - Hang on just a minute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 5, 2015 I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he''s only got one arm bless him. I shouted - Where you off to Charlie? He said, I''m off to change a light bulb. Well I just cracked up, couldn''t stop laughing, then said,- That''s gonna be a bit awkward init?- Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive b@st@rd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 5, 2015 I''ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.My next cr@p could spell disaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 5, 2015 I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn''t know what to do.Then I remembered – the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 5, 2015 Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation? "No, just here for a few days." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites