lappinitup 629 Posted March 1, 2015 Gone but not forgotten, [W] [U] [:''(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Renoir 1 Posted March 1, 2015 *Not gone, but forgotten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted March 2, 2015 Gonna miss his Pearls of wisdom. His thoughts on Alex Neil''s appointment.......[quote user="portman_king"]I''m merely saying that with your strongest squad ''on paper'' you''ve put it in the hands of two rookie managers. Wouldn''t it be better managed with someone who knows how to handle individuals, egos and the like? Someone who''s won this division before or the league below perhaps? I just don''t know what boxes this Alex Neil ticks personally. If you''re board are obsessed with finding the next Lambert then more fool them, they won''t find him.[/quote]His views on Grabban.......[quote user="portman_king"]Rather gangly and ungainly like Steve Morison. Personally, I wouldn''t have paid £3m for him, as I''m not sure he''d replicate his form at Bournemouth elsewhere. I don''t think any Championship fan expected him to be up the top end of the goalscoring charts in 2013/14.[/quote]And Bradley Johnson.......[quote user="portman_king"]Johnson is one of your players who I really don''t rate. 1 good shot in 100, dismal range of passing and seems to just go around collecting needless bookings.[/quote]Norwich City 2 Ipswich Town 0 (Johnson 24′ Grabban 62′) Bless him. [:D] [<:o)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Phantom 0 Posted March 2, 2015 Strange the dirty little scummer seems to have gone very quiet. All the Billy Big B@llocks on TWTD have gone very quiet to!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TCCANARY 263 Posted March 2, 2015 [quote user="lappinitup"]Gonna miss his Pearls of wisdom. His thoughts on Alex Neil''s appointment.......[quote user="portman_king"]I''m merely saying that with your strongest squad ''on paper'' you''ve put it in the hands of two rookie managers. Wouldn''t it be better managed with someone who knows how to handle individuals, egos and the like? Someone who''s won this division before or the league below perhaps? I just don''t know what boxes this Alex Neil ticks personally. If you''re board are obsessed with finding the next Lambert then more fool them, they won''t find him.[/quote]His views on Grabban.......[quote user="portman_king"]Rather gangly and ungainly like Steve Morison. Personally, I wouldn''t have paid £3m for him, as I''m not sure he''d replicate his form at Bournemouth elsewhere. I don''t think any Championship fan expected him to be up the top end of the goalscoring charts in 2013/14.[/quote]And Bradley Johnson.......[quote user="portman_king"]Johnson is one of your players who I really don''t rate. 1 good shot in 100, dismal range of passing and seems to just go around collecting needless bookings.[/quote]Norwich City 2 Ipswich Town 0 (Johnson 24′ Grabban 62′) Bless him. [:D] [<:o)][/quote] [quote user="portman_king"]What on earth are you on about? You''re not doing better than us, look at the table! Just because you''ve won the last five games doesn''t mean you''ve been better than us over the course of the season so far.[/quote] We are now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horse Renoir 1 Posted March 2, 2015 They were all really convinced we were in for a shock yesterday xDI loved reading TWTD hearing about us ''arrogant t055ers'' getting taken down a peg lol. We even out worked and out battled them all game! Look at the difference between our crowd yesterday and theirs earlier in the season as well. We were supportive for 90 minutes those miserable, fickle lot just sat on their hands all game.They''ve got a great history for a club their size I''ll give them that openly but everything else about us as a club is so much better than them.I liked The Future 2- 0 The Past picture as well, summed it up perfectly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted March 2, 2015 Haha, good work Lapps.Where are you Portmanking? Let''s be having you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted March 2, 2015 Those Bradley Johnson views...Hilarious... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GPs Beard 0 Posted March 2, 2015 I''m wondering if you would ever see "City 1st" and "Portman King" in the same room? Ask a question about ITFC accounts and see who answers first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted March 2, 2015 Nice post Lappin.Looks like he has finally been Caughtwanking and is too ashamed to show his head, as it were.He does take very long holidays at Centre Parcs, this I suspect will be one of his longest.Must be the most frequent user of the subtropical swimming paradise on record.😊 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted March 2, 2015 I guess it''ll be a test of whether he was genuinely interested to discuss things Norwich and our rivalry or whether he was just here to laud Ipswich''s better form over us as to whether he comes back or not.In hindsight, some of them views are pretty funny though! Is Johnno due 990 misses now?The thing is, if our players were without their flaws, they would be playing champions league football every week and we would be too. For our level though, they are world beaters at the moment and if we carried on this form in the premier league, we would be nowhere near the relegation battle. Grabban is never going to have the finishing of Inzaghi or the aerial prowess of Shearer but he''s doing the business for what we require now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted March 2, 2015 [quote user="Jimmy Smith"]I guess it''ll be a test of whether he was genuinely interested to discuss things Norwich and our rivalry or whether he was just here to laud Ipswich''s better form over us as to whether he comes back or not.[/quote]C''mon Jimmy, he was never here to discuss Norwich, just wanted to stick his oar in when things weren''t going well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary_1902 0 Posted March 2, 2015 Haha. Superb post Lapps! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted March 2, 2015 Jimmy. Portman was posting happily in 2010 until we smashed them and left them in our wake. Wasn''t seen again until we were relegated last year. Then went missing when we beat them in August only to return when they went above us in the table. What do you think he was here for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 490 Posted March 2, 2015 It don''t suppose Cortwan King will need so much Vaseline now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted March 3, 2015 Any sign of life? Or should I organise a Forum outing to Center Parcs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted March 3, 2015 I heard he was on a quest to find the mysteriously vanished "Blue Mike". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Masked Raccoon 0 Posted March 4, 2015 Don''t you know she''s part of the Portman Apocalypse? Only venture out with knuckles dragging when they smell something in their favour. Happens once a decade but soon retreat under their bridges where trolls live.Long may she rot with their team as the longest serving team in the Championship. Shame plastic takes longer to decompose that most things Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted March 31, 2015 Is Caughtwanking back from his holls yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted March 31, 2015 I think he''s put on weight..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted March 31, 2015 Too much fried "fatty" food I suspect.☺️ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KoromaCrab 0 Posted April 5, 2015 @nuttynigel "Or should I organise a Forum outing to Center Parcs..."lets DO IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KoromaCrab 0 Posted April 5, 2015 @nuttynigel "Or should I organise a Forum outing to Center Parcs..."lets DO IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted April 6, 2015 Niaz in Suffolk: I think Middlesbrough will win the league and Ipswich may clinch second place as their remaining fixtures all are winnable. Qote on BBC websiteSo that''s where he is[:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted April 6, 2015 Any sign of him yet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Jenkins 0 Posted April 6, 2015 He won''t be back from his holls this season........or next season........probably not the season after that either.Gardening leave!!😄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bury Green 0 Posted April 6, 2015 I''d hate to think you meanies have driven him away, we don''t want a repeat of that Col Who supporter Cameldong or whatever his name was.Still there''s always Ipswich Crazy, I wonder how he''s doing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrow89 0 Posted April 7, 2015 A fairly decent impression of the Muppets, if this is anything to go bymental(though the idea that going fu**ing mental is an option in his case is rather stretching things a bit) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldRobert 38 Posted April 7, 2015 [quote user="Bob Down"]A fairly decent impression of the Muppets, if this is anything to go bymental(though the idea that going fu**ing mental is an option in his case is rather stretching things a bit)Why did I click onto that link? We really haven''t progressed very far have we? To think there''s a whole town full of muppets like that. God help the human race.................[:S][/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldRobert 38 Posted April 7, 2015 [quote user="Bob Down"]A fairly decent impression of the Muppets, if this is anything to go bymental(though the idea that going fu**ing mental is an option in his case is rather stretching things a bit)[/quote]Why did I click onto that link? We really haven''t progressed very far have we? To think there''s a whole town full of muppets like that. God help the human race.................[:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites