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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2901212/ITV-not-renew-Andy-Townsend-s-contract-losing-Champions-League-Europa-League-FA-Cup-rights.html

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Clive (ITV Stooge):  "So Andy, thanks for coming in."AT: "Yeah. I was looking at the invite and I was just wondering, could I have responded first time?"ITV Stooge: "We''ll keep this brief - "AT: "Makes sense to keep this brief, Clive."ITV Stooge: "We won''t be renewing your contract for punditry work."AT: "I hear what you''re saying, Clive, but I''m just wondering, could you have made a mistake there?"ITV Stooge: "Unfortunately not."AT: "Unfortunately not, you say, Clive."ITV Stooge: "You can collect your things on the way out."AT: "Ah well. At the end of the day, Clive, that''s football."<Shakes hand>ITV Stooge: (2 minutes later) "Andy, any reason you''re still here?"AT: "I''m just wondering, Clive - could I have taken an extra touch there?"ITV Stooge: "Pervert."

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