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Trevor Hockey's Beard

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  1. ...who have been instructed by Man City's Solicitors "Emerson, Lake and Palmer."
  2. The French managed to find a new word to get around this issue, and we should have done so too. My wife is a Linguist, amongst other things, and I am tired of hearing her rail against the use of "they" as a singular - it is confusing and contributes to the decline in our language - English is not evolving, it is decomposing at the moment. If anyone wants to lose an hour of their life I can DM my wife's phone number.
  3. His subject could be" Everton winning anything, 1996 to present."
  4. as far as I'm concerned, a high IQ score is purely a reflection of being good at IQ tests. It is only important to people who score highly, so they can look down on the rest of us.
  5. There's a proven Premiership manager available to replace Lampard, who has spells with Brentford and Villa on his CV. He'll keep them up, defo.
  6. I had a look at the highlights and visibility was nearly as bad as the famous League Cup Semi-Final against Chelsea at CR, which was abandoned.
  7. To my mind the most important question is how much would we have to pay to buy someone as good as Teemu to replace him?
  8. Too Late. It seems that PNE stands for Premature Norwich Ejaculation.
  9. You mean it hasn't already? (surprised face emoji)
  10. A slight player, who could be blown off the ball by a puff of wind.....he'll fit right in then.
  11. I was offered a ticket for today, but declined it to spend more time with my Family. Luckily I didn't miss anything - not just the result, but Ricardo's reports are back - huzzar!, and now I feel like I was there. Welcome back. I'm beginning to think that these "Sunlit Uplands" that everyone keeps talking about don't exist - I'm not even sure that we have any Uplands in Norfolk to be Sunlit.
  12. I hear that the deal to sign Bruce is nearing completion - he just needs to check out the quality of our pies, and their availability. He is also asking for a "minimum number of scampi per portion" clause to be inserted.
  13. He'd be a nailed on certainty to start, even if injured....................................................................too soon?
  14. His first action on the transfer market would be to try and tempt Jesus away from Arsenal.
  15. If I ever met him I would happily smash his kneecap with an iron bar and to hell with the consequences, so that's a "don't know" from me.
  16. I don't know where we go from here. We want to watch football as played by Argentina and France in the World Cup Final, but to survive in the Premiership we need big, strong and athletic players through the spine of our club, more like Croatia.
  17. The frustration is being caused by the 11 Professional Entertainers on the pitch.
  18. As Nutty says, there are no words. No parent should have to bury their child, it is the worst on so many levels. We are waiting to hear if my wife has cancer, and even the possibility triggers the re-evaluation of so many actions and priorities. I hope you can face going to the Carra without him one day. Your reports are the one true barometer of how the team is performing. I hope the club is saving them as they are a form of social history, an integral part of the Club's history. Take care - of yourself as well as those around you.
  19. Henderson off and Madders on for me too. Henderson is too slow for this game, and looks likely to give the ball away at any moment.
  20. That's two fouls on Saka not given. Both in good positions, one leading to their goal. The penalty shout, harder to call, but it is difficult to believe that Fifa are not conspiring against us.
  21. If I remember correctly, the incident to which you are referring is when Bennett barged an Arsenal player into that camera dugout.
  22. Sterling always looks like he should play for us - he goes on mazy runs, gets in a great position, and then falls over. If Southgate was building a team for the league he'd build it around Maddison - well certainly if he had any sense. The pressures on the England Manager, and the players is such that it sucks all the risk-taking and flair out of them, and I can't see this ever changing.
  23. Selling Ekoku when we did - he came back and scored against us at CR. It was a terrible time to fall out of the top league.
  24. Who's going to PUNish you for this, now Pete has moved on? And you know you should be, don't you.
  25. The Ref at least twice said play-on because we had the advantage for bad fouls by Stoke, and then didn't go back and book the Stoke player. In the build up to our third goal Pukki was taken out by an arm around the throat. I hope his assessment picks up on this.
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