Graham

How do we know he is a ''failed'' signing if we have barely given the boy a chance?

No, it''s a very odd state of affairs!

[quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="Graham"]Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast. My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.[/quote]Have a word with Lappin''s dog. He doesn''t look entirely innocent [:D]Surely your daughter noticed her pet sparrow had gone awol ? [/quote] I wouldn''t be surprised if it''s disappearance was down to that horrible dog. My daughter simply came to me one day and said it was gone, the window had been closed so I''m not sure where it went.

[quote user="Zak Van Burger"]Graham are you aware that the capture and keeping in captivity of a wild bird is a criminal offence punishable by a fine of up to £5000 and six months imprisonment, I''m sure as a good Christian soul you''ll find it your moral duty to at least report your daughter for this crime and maybe purge your own sins at the same time. For your convenience here''s a link to the appropriate form to kick the prosecution off. RSPB[/quote] Thank you Zak, I will consider this.

Please do not mention my beautiful wife Carol, she has had no argument with you so far. However I believe it is good judgement by her to also point out that the creature depicted in that image is an unsavoury foul beast. My daughter once had a pet sparrow (I caught him from a tree in the garden), he used to cause ever such a mess and was merely a waste of money. Thankfully he disappeared, I am not sure what happened to him but my daughter did not know.

Stop it Mortimer, it is not funny. That dog is a vile creature, I should hope I never have to encounter it. Please ''Lapping'' train your dog to act in a more civilised manner, Mortimer you could also learn from such words!

[quote user="morty"]There you go, skip dessert too.[URL=http://s869.photobucket.com/user/mortymccarthy/media/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg.html][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/BigDogTongueLOL_zps662fff1a.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote] Mortimer why do you insist on harassing me? Do not spoil my sunday dinner simply out of spite. I will be messaging you privately.

[quote user="First acolyte the east coast role model"]Why are you having dinner at 14:45?[/quote] Because in our household we are not pigs and do not stuff our faces all day long.

Please delete the above post, I have no appetite for my sunday dinner now.

[quote user="Alan_Grey"]Can I add to my post that while anyone has a right to their religious beliefs, they do not have a right to try and force those beliefs on others? Not that "Graham" is in any way sincere.[/quote] Alan I am not forcing beliefs upon anyone, I am simply pointing out what is right and good. Should you not be in church on this day as your ancestors surely were? Or are you better than them? Judgement will be served, I am simply trying to help you.

[quote user="YankeeCanary"]LDC''s allies are coming out in force now. [:D][/quote] Shut up insolent fool.

Your mutt would do well to see such a beautiful family photograph.

How about that Jack Rodwell or Scott Sinclair? Neither were particularly utilised last season.

[quote user="First acolyte the east coast role model"]Oh shut up you complete tit.[/quote] If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through! Watch your mouth! You would do well to observe with reverence the grace of god on this most holy day! Blessed are the peacemakers and not the aggressive idiots such as yourself!

[quote user="lake district canary"][quote user="lappinitup"]Good luck with that LDC, let''s hope you succeed. BTW, do you think my dog is ugly? [/quote] Thanks. You have just gone up in my estimation! Your dog is beautiful! Is that tongue for real though? [/quote] It is an ugly brute! A dog of satan.