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  1. Johnny Stump
    Brilliant.
  2. Johnny Stump
    Have we lost already?
  3. Johnny Stump
    I urge anyone who is showing signs of hesitation, or being unable to go after sitting down for a while, just doing little dribbles instead of a strong stream, or who goes several times a night, or who needs to know exactly where the toilets are in a theatre etc and plans their seat accordingly, to seek a Doctors advice. Especially if you are of a certain age. The above was me and thankfully had an enlarged prostate diagnosed and removed, and thankfully not cancerous. Too many men have a hang up about anything waterworks related. Believe me a finger up your arris is the least of your problems. Happy to report I now pi55 like a racehorse, can hold my drink and stop my stream at will. Great cause, good luck with your bike ride.
  4. Johnny Stump
    You would like to think that most decent supporters know there''s a line you just don''t cross.
  5. Johnny Stump
    The lower Barclay of old was half way to near the top next to the separating railings clustered around Bernie.
  6. Johnny Stump
    God, some of you lead some miserable f u c k ing lives.
  7. Johnny Stump
    And you know this to be a fact because....
  8. Johnny Stump
    I''d be very happy with this. Although we all know that nobody is really good enough...
  9. Johnny Stump
    Who wouldn''t.....
  10. Johnny Stump
    As the temperature drops on the drunks out in Clapham. I turn on the TV, it''s like punk never happened.
  11. Johnny Stump
    Regardless what you think of him, to have Pardews name mentioned as a possible replacement means we still have some credibility to attract a decent name. Contrary to clubs a shamble comment that often gets thrown around.
  12. Johnny Stump
    Much, much sooner than that Inchy.
  13. Johnny Stump
    I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.
  14. Johnny Stump
    What a miserable human being if you wanted him sacked after Wembley. I am assuming it was immediately after our win, and not a later occasion you sat at a bar at Wembley.
  15. Johnny Stump
    I''m curious as to how this turn of events would happen. Turkeys voting for Christmas springs to mind.
  16. Johnny Stump
    Don''t worry, soon be someone in place to whinge and whine about.
  17. Johnny Stump
    I wish the man no harm. Thanks for 2015.
  18. Johnny Stump
    I saw some scum fans playing football with a hedgehog, so I thought I''d step in to help the poor thing. I needn''t have bothered though, it was already 2-0 up.
  19. Johnny Stump
    See Announcement, Code of Conduct board, above.
  20. Johnny Stump
    The drummin'' ain''t half bad either...
  21. Johnny Stump
    What did I miss about deleted threads?
  22. Johnny Stump
    That''s what I thought.
  23. Johnny Stump
    So, in summation (as usual). If things go wrong, it''s Delias fault. If things are going well, it''s somebody else''s doing.
  24. Johnny Stump
    Lesley Ash, on the pitch for some reason.
  25. Johnny Stump
    You boys took one hell of a beating.....
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