The Great Mass Debater

"I met up with Angus Gunn the other day in the Gunn club (and dont get me started about guns). Huge hands..."

"People are saying we lost last nights match. Well that's Fake News, we won bigly" "I've been helping out in training as a motivational speaker in set piece training. Especially defending free-kicks... 'Build that wall! Build that wall!' "My transfer policy? I wanna buy that little guy Messi and make Mexico pay for it" "After we beat Ipswich in the play-off semi-finals, I called up their chairman and told him 'Shut up loser!'" "I have a great relationship with the players, so great, though they're not that keen on my locker room talk"

I've just booked a 3 day boating holiday on the Broads starting at Stalham, not been since I was a kid but very happy memories. Anyone have any recommendations (that the kids would enjoy)?

Say Im way off if you like, but I think that Pukki decision had a huge affect on him. Scored a fantastic goal, had it taken away from him - looked troubled ever afterwards. How a striker keeps himself onside now I will never know

Having campaigned for it's introduction for 20 years I feel ashamed. It's like having voted Tory

Clearly offside 😞

Theyre 8 points behind with 12 to play for. Hull 6 behind with 12 to play for. Draw would suit us

We dont know how ruthless Knapper is in negotiations. Webber generally got good money. Why do people think Springett is done?

For anyone wondering what Hull and Coventry's repsective games in hand are over us in the final run-in? I just took a look 😄

Whereabouts? Do you know?

Nowhere smells quite like Burton 🙂

I managed Cisco Roma and Palermo and very much wanted one of their shirts!

I still play football manager at the age of 42. I dont normally take job offers, but having raised a minnow in Spain and getting a bit bored I said Id take a top job in England if offered. But then found myself frowning at the idea of managing any of England's top clubs, whereas an Inter Milan or something would be a no brainer. I ended up taking the Tottenham job but sacked it off because, well, managing Tottenham...

I guess Id have to say Burton Albion. Again not that I like them, but it's my hometown club, what you gonna do?

I was a one-time Leeds season ticket holder when I was at University there, but these days I dont even like them!

My Grandad supported Gillingham so I suppose Im with you there. But it's more that I liked my Grandad than Gillingham

I dont follow them, but I like them. Bilbao - I admire their club policies. Barcelona, Real Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Inter Milan, sure there are others I've forgotten about

Plenty of foreign clubs I like, but I find it hard to identify one other English team that I actually like?

One would imagine he wouldnt have quite the financial restrictions if trying to survive with Leeds than with Norwich. I've not followed Leeds this season, so I dont know how much they are playing Farkeball, but if they are, it will be interesting to see if he can make that work with signings that would have been beyond us

I ran a poll a few years ago, it wasnt favourite player exactly, it was who you'd most like to meet out of all the Norwich players. Hernandez won by a country mile. I might be a bit high on painkillers right now, but reading his comments about how dejected he is at getting injured and knowing how much he loves the club, is he your favourite player? Its hard not to love him isnt it?

More embarrassing than Colchester 7-1?

1 Emi Buendia 38.4m 2 Ben Godfrey 27.5m 3 James Maddison 25m 4 Jamal Lewis 16.5m 5 Robbie Brady 15.10m 6 Nathan Redmond 13.5m 7 Andrew Omobamidele 12.85m 8 Alex Pritchard 12.35m 9 Josh Murphy 11.4m 10 Jacob Murphy 11.3m 11 Dean Ashton 10.89m 12 Leroy Fer 10m 13 Lewis Grabban 9.35m 14 Craig Bellamy 9.25m 15 Max Aarons 8.1m

1 Emi Buendia 38.4m 2 Ben Godfrey 27.5m 3 James Maddison 25m 4 Jamal Lewis 16.5m 5 Robbie Brady 15.10m 6 Nathan Redmond 13.5m 7 Andrew Omobamidele 12.85m 8 9 Josh Murphy 11.4m 10 Jacob Murphy 11.3m 11 Dean Ashton 10.89m 12 Leroy Fer 10m 13 Lewis Grabban 9.35m 14 Craig Bellamy 9.25m 15 Max Aarons 8.1m

1 Emi Buendia 38.4m 2 Ben Godfrey 27.5m 3 James Maddison 25m 4 Jamal Lewis 16.5m 5 Robbie Brady 15.10m 6 7 Andrew Omobamidele 12.85m 8 9 Josh Murphy 11.4m 10 Jacob Murphy 11.3m 11 Dean Ashton 10.89m 12 Leroy Fer 10m 13 Lewis Grabban 9.35m 14 Craig Bellamy 9.25m 15 Max Aarons 8.1m

1 Emi Buendia 38.4m 2 3 James Maddison 25m 4 5 Robbie Brady 15.10m 6 7 8 9 Josh Murphy 11.4m 10 Jacob Murphy 11.3m 11 Dean Ashton 10.89m 12 Leroy Fer 10m 13 Lewis Grabban 9.35m 14 Craig Bellamy 9.25m 15 Max Aarons 8.1m