Marmaduke

Don''t get too excited?

0-0. Holt to miss a penalty in added time.

If we go down and are contractually obliged to go through with this purpose he''ll be up for sale immediately, will never set foot in the Fine City.

Indeed, if you''re desperate to see Rip Van Winkel book yourself a weekend break to Lisbon sharpish.

I know! We''re talking about kids who might forge careers at League 2/Conference level.

It just winds you up so much more when you''re actually at the game ...

You think RVW would be up for London Road on wet Tuesday night? Nah, me neither.

Man the barricades! I''ll be there, as will LDC I''m sure, for this MUST WIN game! Norwich expects every man to do his duty! No Reeves, No Fans, No Future, South Out!! Marmaduke

I think statistics tell us that, in reality, none of this lot will ever figure in the first team ...

Reminiscent of Carl Cort in his prime for us!

When Theo Walcott played as a kid for Southampton against us he was useless and deservedly got pulled off.

I think it might be Rod Young

Remember seeing it happen to Nigel Jemson once when we were playing Sheff Wed. He didn''t take it so graciously ...

Really let himself down. Just didn''t put a shift in tonight.

I''ll be there. Predict a City win in front of a lot of excitables who haven''t been to Carrot Road before - endless renditions of City clap, clap, clap in tones so high only sheepdogs can hear them. Final is home and away.

I think even more like the Leicester game - playing a team who already (or as near as damn it) relegated who win and take us down with them. Seem to remember Leicester had some ginger berk who scored. Have Posh Waitrose London Irish FC got ang gingers?

Invoking the "Cup Final" tag will guarantee relegation. Remember Meggo the Manager and his five cup finals?

Merson should stick to the drink. And drugs. And gambling. Remember the 95 hiding. They had Geln Helder playing fir them and  the bloke in front of me looked like Natural Born Killers.

Lance Corporal LDC reporting for duty with the Armchair Volunteers, saarrrhh!!!

... and if the rash, itching and discharge haven''t disappeared after one week go to the doctor.

Looks like the wait goes on to finally get to your first ever City game ...

Perhaps at League 1 or 2 level.

I think they''ve been reading "How to needlessly concede possession" by W. Hoolahan

All areas of ground are open. All tickets have gone sadly. 27K+ crowd.

The City lads just aren''t putting a shift in. I''m booing already.