Cromer Canary

To Agadoo: We got Wes, Wes, Wes, Hoolahan the Irish flea; We got Wes, Wes, Wes, Hoolahan, Norwich Messi. To the left, to the right, jump up and down oh what a tease! Cons the ref every game, sing with a Hoolahanody..

Two Villa fans chatting before the game. One turns to the other and says, (Brummie accent) "what''s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?" "Don''t know. What''s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?" says the other. "You can''t wash your hands in a buffalo."