Ajaxeddie

There hash been shome shtrong rumoursh in the Netherlandsh linking Norwich City with a shummer shwoop for Jay Emmanuel Thomash   He ish currently talking to Ajax about a transhfer to the Dutch Giantsh (my home team) but Norwich look to be making a lasht ditch bid.  

boysh and girlsh,   I am definitely from holland and I definitely shupport Ajax, I poshted my shtrip to prove to you all how genuine I am. Don''t you believe it ish really me Eddie from the Netherlandsh?   Who remembersh Pierre Van Hoojidonk what a fabuloush shtriker he wash.    

[quote user="Nexus_Canary"][quote user="Ajaxeddie"] Greetingsh Norwich fansh, I am Eddie from Amshterdam, I have just heard wonderful thingsh are happening July 31 and the might Ajax are coming to England to play Norwich.... I very excited about this, I was wondering if, how do you shay? I could have some advice about pubsh, reshtuarants and shome good plaches to buy, how to you call it? gange. Also there have been shome rumoursh that you are Mats Rits from ush, thish was part of deal for ush to play a friendlies with you, I would be, how do you shay? deveshated to see Rits depart. Good luck nextsh sheason Norwich Fansh and shee you all at Carrow Road on July 31sh With Love and Kishes, your friend Eddie [/quote] LMFAO, no actual Dutch person spells words like they speak. You been watching to much Austin Powers. Jog on Binner [/quote] Who are the binnersh? Whooshhhhhhh

Oh yesh, I remembersh them now.... What about that player from the schum (ash you call them) Matthew Holland... Have yoush all noticed how my English hash got better then worshe then better again? Shtrange...

I don''t like Cricket, Oh nosh, I love it I don''t like Reggaesh, Oh nosh, I love it I don''t like Jamaicash, Oh nosh, I love her

Shorry my friendsh! I''ve been on a five day bender which hash only got worshe becaushe of our pissh poor performance in the Eurosh. How many Dutch playersh have Norwich City had down the yearsh?  

For thoshe who do not believe I am a real Ajax shupporter here ish my shtrip to prove it.

Yesh I here thish is common practish in Zeeland and placesh, how do you shay it? they like dipping it in there dyke

Oh yesh Captain Cods Wallop I can undershtand you....it musht be from your visits the De Wallen on your old shea dog daysh   I shure would like Weshley playing for ush here in Hollands.

I didn''t come here to give you gardening adviche   Tell me more about Weshley Hoolahan, soundsh like a bit of a dutch footballer, no? Playsh in the old Ajax diamond formation

We hate the germansh but hate the frogsh even more....

Yes they use Chif too, it helpsh with killing the weedsh you shee....

An intereshting fact for you Shergeant Codsh Wallop...   Ajax powder was shprinkled onto the pitch which helped it grow, henche the reashon itsh called Ajax....

Sho nice to hear from my fellow Europeansh   Shteve McClaren is a pershonal friend and I will ashk him for you next time we''re shmoking in De Wallen   Mishter Chopsh, next time you come to Hollands we musht go to an Ajax match 

Greetingsh Norwich fansh, I am Eddie from Amshterdam, I have just heard wonderful thingsh are happening July 31 and the might Ajax are coming to England to play Norwich.... I very excited about this, I was wondering if, how do you shay? I could have some advice about pubsh, reshtuarants and shome good plaches to buy, how to you call it? gange. Also there have been shome rumoursh that you are Mats Rits from ush, thish was part of deal for ush to play a friendlies with you, I would be, how do you shay? deveshated to see Rits depart. Good luck nextsh sheason Norwich Fansh and shee you all at Carrow Road on July 31sh With Love and Kishes, your friend Eddie

Amstel