Miss Jane Marple

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mello Yello.Very pleased for this young boy. He has been working hard. This should give him a confidence boost which we all need from time to time.

Dolly Bantry and I often have tea together and we like cucumber sandwiches followed by scones with jam and cream. To drink we like Assam.

Well, dears, I think you have discovered that blasphemy has not accorded you any favours. Lambert has been found out to be human after all and not a deity as some would believe.Instead I remain a fan of Lambert being a good manager. He does make mistakes because he is human. He is not infallible. These things happen for a reason.

Well said my dear. I thought it was just me and my age not liking the noise level. It was very difficult to have a conversation with my dear friends sitting next to me before the game. We were not able to discuss the upand coming whist drive to which we are going.

Well, dears, I am sure that with Mr Lambert in charge things will never be boring. What happens once his career changes onto a new path is a different kettle of fish entirely.

[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Miss Jane Marple"][quote user="lappinitup"]Why not ring the club. They may know....[/quote]You remind of Mrs Jessop who used to live in Chipping Cleghorn, dear. She would never help anyone either.[/quote]As no-one had answered the poor guy and I didn''t know the answer, I gave him the best information available to me at the time. And as for Mrs Jessop, at least she found a husband dear. [<:o)][/quote]She did indeed my dear. After some time it became apparent that the poor woman was never in a position to help her neighbours as her brute of a husband was too free with his fists if you get my meaning. Not a nice thing to talk about.Thankfully remaining a spinster has meant I have not had to deal with the pitfalls that many marriages suffer. I have also been blessed to witness many happy ones too. I think of my many god daughters and sons who have produced a bounty of off-spring for me to spoil over the years.

[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="Miss Jane Marple"]A lady''s undergarments really should not be of interest to anyone but the lady herself and her husband, shoulod she have one. Undergarments are not something genteel folk would discuss in public as my dear late mother was oft heard to say to us when we were children.[/quote]   If its not a rude question are you a virgin. [/quote]Yes it is a rude question young man and you forgot to put a question mark. In my day you would have received a smack from the slipper for forgetting one of those after a question.

A lady''s undergarments really should not be of interest to anyone but the lady herself and her husband, shoulod she have one. Undergarments are not something genteel folk would discuss in public as my dear late mother was oft heard to say to us when we were children.

I say this, that all rules and regulations should be followed and adhered to by everyone posting on here and the moderators should be fair and just.You say maybe Mr Huckerby had permission. Well I say he should play by the rules like everyone else, dear. We cannot have special dispensations whenever we feel like it. Leave it with me and I am sure I will come up with a village parallel, as my good friend Henry Clithering used to call them.

[quote user="First Wazzock AKA Dr Vinyl"]This is five minutes of my life I''ll never get back [:''(][/quote]At least it didn''t kill you, dear.

[quote user="lappinitup"]Why not ring the club. They may know....[/quote]You remind of Mrs Jessop who used to live in Chipping Cleghorn, dear. She would never help anyone either.

Well, I have to say, and this is only my opinion, that he does seem to be a little overfond of his own voice. As my mother used to say, brash and a little rough around the edges, but he does speak in a forthright manner. My only criticism would be about the frequent interuptions he makes to callers before they get to finish making their points.Sometimes I listen, as the radio is such good company, and Canary Call does seem a much livelier progamme for his input.

Well, dear, I find The Chipping Cleghon Gazette a much more reliable source of news. There is far to much of what is known as the ''come hither'' look in the photographs of the girls in other newspapers.In my day, a girl knew how to conduct herself with decorum and discretion.Sadly there is too much wickedness in the world today.

In my younger days, dear, it was the lovely birds in the country that you could hear tweeting.

I like anagrams too, dear. We used to sit sround the fire after we had eaten our tea and play parlour games. Anagrams was one of my favourites. Prim Lass MeHere is a clue from another parlour game. Can you work out what it is?"My first you put on glowing coalAnd into it you put my wholeMy second really is the firstMy third mislikes the winter blast."Good luck dears.