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  1. 5 hours ago, Worthy Nigelton said:

    They can score goals in fairness. Joint second highest scorers tied with Leicester behind thr scum. Good job we're not relying on your analytics.

    The majority of the squad’.

    Take Sara and Rowe out of the equation - goals/assists/creativity - and you can pretty much stick your analytics up your ar*e.

    i would love to know what the analytics guys make of Hernandez……….


  2. There appears to be a great emphasis on analytics from Mark Attanasio.

    Well to save him trawling through the data, the majority of the squad can’t f ‘g shoot, don’t score goals, can’t make a meaningful cross, can’t play a progressive pass, can’t close down space, and can’t tackle.

    Their one ‘constant’ is passing sideways and backwards. I am genuinely shocked if our goalkeeper hasn’t touched the ball within ten seconds from our kick-off.

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  3. I can only imagine players are lining up to join the ‘injured list’.

    Player reputations soar the longer they are injured!

    Sargent is now regarded as a ‘20-goal a season’ striker……

    Barnes is seen as an important talisman, despite having little threat to actually finding the back of the net….

    Hanley is now seen as the great missing link, despite being as culpable as the clowns who currently hold the fort, when it comes to making stupid errors…

    Forshaw was seen as an inspired choice to play the defensive midfielder role, until he actually played a game. Supporters suddenly realised they had been conned, and he was in fact one of the worst footballers to sign for Norwich in recent times…

    Nunez’s absence ensured his reputation grew. His return to the pitch has been little short of woeful….

    etc,etc…..

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