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Absolutely fkg appalling. They just fk about with the ball at the back until Ipswich force an error. Rinse and repeat…..

Fk, we are cr*p!

Our ‘taking it to ‘em’ never seems to involve the opposition keeper….

Boot the ball to none. Don’t press the ball. Allow Ipswich all the possession they want. Fascinating tactics….have I missed anything?

“Norwich haven’t been at their best”, said the commentator, wistfully. The evidence suggests that this is as good as it gets……their best is decidedly below average.

The Ipswich manager will be pi**ing himself watching this shower…..his easiest team talk of the season.

Barnes is a fraud - just picking up easy money.

We really do employ some serious muppets.

If that had been the other way round, Idah would have been slaughtered.

Rowe has become extremely frustrating with his inability to pass to a teammate when they are in a great attacking position.

Hardly surprising, all you hear as the substitutes come on….. so and so is coming on ………has scored one goal for Norwich….. so and so is coming on ………hasn’t scored for four years…. so and so is coming on…….has yet to score for Norwich….…..and so it goes on…. We’ve filled the squad with a bunch of non-goalscorers……..

Daylight robbery. Wagner clearly thinks Idah has kept him in a job. Three points it may be, but so thoroughly undeserved.

An absolute crock of sh*te……..

So, so predictable. Has anybody spotted Nunez yet?

Nunez and Fernandez, in their current form, couldn’t hurt a fly……..let alone a Bristol City defence away from home….

‘The majority of the squad’. Take Sara and Rowe out of the equation - goals/assists/creativity - and you can pretty much stick your analytics up your ar*e. i would love to know what the analytics guys make of Hernandez……….

There appears to be a great emphasis on analytics from Mark Attanasio. Well to save him trawling through the data, the majority of the squad can’t f ‘g shoot, don’t score goals, can’t make a meaningful cross, can’t play a progressive pass, can’t close down space, and can’t tackle. Their one ‘constant’ is passing sideways and backwards. I am genuinely shocked if our goalkeeper hasn’t touched the ball within ten seconds from our kick-off.

I can only imagine players are lining up to join the ‘injured list’. Player reputations soar the longer they are injured! Sargent is now regarded as a ‘20-goal a season’ striker…… Barnes is seen as an important talisman, despite having little threat to actually finding the back of the net…. Hanley is now seen as the great missing link, despite being as culpable as the clowns who currently hold the fort, when it comes to making stupid errors… Forshaw was seen as an inspired choice to play the defensive midfielder role, until he actually played a game. Supporters suddenly realised they had been conned, and he was in fact one of the worst footballers to sign for Norwich in recent times… Nunez’s absence ensured his reputation grew. His return to the pitch has been little short of woeful…. etc,etc…..

I think the expression you are looking for is ‘tepid or cold’……

….because he’s just as cr*p as the rest of them and wouldn’t look out of place….

The Watford players look nimble and athletic…..our players wouldn’t catch a second glance if they were emptying garbage bins for a living….

Long…..the keeper that just keeps on giving…

Most of these players aren’t even bang average.

At least the ‘real Norwich’ has surfaced this second half….….not a football team to be proud of in the slightest…

On what grounds is Hernandez getting pitch time?