Montgomery Bumpkin

I''m moist with anticipation!

Hmmm - that would be the same Youseff "I can''t play because I''m tired" Safri?

Spillane - "can cover several positions". Jack of all trades, master of none. Didn''t make the grade, cheerio. We''ll never play you again!

I''ll give you another fircone useless manager''s son - Kenny Brown

My memory may be fading, but I remember Kevin Bond as being fircone useless!

Personally, I think the jury''s still out on him. I will, of course, boo him until he EARNS my respect.

Robert Ullatorne''s backpass, the bobble, Gunny''s swing at thin air.....  

?? Perhaps it''s the ''tache. Is it a big Magnum job? Does it make a statement about your, ahem,  "alternative lifestyle" choices?

Ruddy looks a bit thick in the pictures I''ve seen of him. I can foresee lots of occaisions of him standing with a perplexed look on his dim face with the ball nested in the back of the net.

Super, super Jan Super, super Jan Super, super Jan Super Jan Molby What a strike at St Andrews in the League Cup and an ex-con to boot!