Rich T The Biscuit

I'd be Boris Johnson....can't take me very seriously and I'm bound to say something stupid at some stage 😬

And those that take things far to seriously. I wasn't mocking anyone in particular, just the comedy value of the posts, not take people 😬 I love your passion LDC, yellow through and through.

I forgot a type.....those who can't keep it on topic 🤣

I was generalising. I'm not an every day poster as most of the time I have so many tears streaming down my face from laughing I can see the keyboard 😂

You're not using them right, dunked in a cuppa t and they are the best 😉

This forum is serious 🤷🏻‍♂️

Attention seeker Know it alls The panickers Those that read every single news article and believe it as gospel Those who claim insider knowledge but actually know nothing Those that write players and managers off before they even start The foreign manager experts who are experts in managers who not one of us actually knows anything about I appreciate this is a discussion forum but my god how bad has it been recently. Why don't we wait until someone has been appointed, give him a chance to see if he can turn around the seemingly impossible before making sweeping statements. I used to think that this forum was bad for mental health, now it just makes me chuckle 😂

Of course he is. Has no ability or bottle for a relegation fight and let's be honest he won't have to do that in a league of 2 teams.

This needs a bump as it's getting hysterical and priceless now. So far we've gone from KK certain to get it to Lampard to Emma Hayes is the answer to lots of other various options who hardly anyone has heard of but would be perfect. Now it's everyone taking stories from Sky and Talksh1te as gospel. Somewhere there is someone reading the panic on here and having a laugh as they are causing it 😂😂😂

Of course my final point is silly but I was making a point that basing a discussion around someone's record without having any context is just as silly. Let's also not forget the draw and contacts that managers have; ie ex players, relationships with ex managers etc. Emma Hayes hasn't got the contacts to add this value and neither would our friend in the Austrian league whoever he would be.

All well and good but you're missing 2 key elements. 1. The level of the football 2. The level of the players being coached I'm not saying any of this to be disrespectful to her or any female coach but stats alone tell you nothing. I could apply for the job because I manage a youth team that hasn't lost for 3 years and I'm a qualified coach so am I to be considered; of course not.

I thought someone on here said that Webber had signed a new rolling contract 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think I need to see evidence as this is now starting to become as famous as the Fergie ones.

Oops, off with my head as that will likely offend someone who doesn't like to he called a lady, or maybe I should have said she/her....oh I don't know 🤦 Anyway point still stands and I'm off to tell Webber to get Phil Neville in.

Maybe we should look at this in a different as she wouldn't be the first coach to move from women's football to men's football (am I still allowed to state women's and men's). Anyway, ignoring the fact that she is female but looking at this from a record of achievement moving from one to the other. As far as I can see there have been 2 high profile managers leave the women's game for the men's; the first being Mark Sampson. He did a great job with the England ladies and you could argue that he had just as good a coaching record as Hayes, subsequent to being helped out of the women's game the best he could find was first team COACH at Stevenage Town, where he has subsequently left. Stevenage Town play in League 2. The other one would of course be Phil Neville, he got the managers job at Inter Miami and he is hardly excelling and is working for his mate Becks. Does this suggest that the transition from women's football to men's football is harder and is everyone jumping on the Emma Hayes bandwagon because its now fashionable 🤷🏻‍♂️ Yes she has won stuff with Chelsea and seems to know what she is talking about during her pundit slots; but neither of which make her some kind of outstanding candidate for the job. We might aswell go and get Sampson in if we want that transition or is the transition simply about a women managing a men's team 🤔 For the record I don't care either way but as per my comment the other day about KK, seems as though some of the experts of him and Norwegian football are now experts on Hayes and Chelsea women's.

Exactly this. The WSL although a good standard is miles off of the PL.

That's ok then, that program is cr4p 😂

Was about to say the same thing. Something serious wrong about the ability that Sky have to affect/fix the betting market by putting out such unbelievable nonsense.

Another program I can't watch then, what one was it? 😆

For me to get so many laughs out of reading posts on here and people on Twitter. The amount of in the know fans and who knew so many were experts on Norwegian football and our new manager, or maybe he's not, or maybe he is 😂 Let's be honest, before Farke got fired none of us had ever heard of KK

I want his contract if buying him out now is going to cost us £10m Puts him out of our league 😆

Might aswell enjoy watching a sh1t team lose every week 😆

Yes, but they wanted him and chose to pay that much for him 😉

I said that the time he was sold that it would be interesting to see how they use him and will he be allowed to roam free which is how we got the best from him. In their pre-season games he looked superb but they were lesser sides, in the PL they are often described as luxury players and in a rigid system he will get exposed. What will be interesting now is to see how he reacts and whether there will be some kind of 'fall out' with Smith. He clearly loves to play so being stuck on the bench is one to watch....

Is this a post about Delia relinquishing control if we lose or the Cook at the road doing a splendid job at Poor Man Road?