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Essexyella

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  1. at present im living in the deckchair hiring hut on the beach at royston vasey. However this is only a temporary arrangement as i have today been given the sack from my job for being lazy and only looking after half the deckchairs and not being a teamplayer with the other attendants. Anyone how can offer alternative living arrangements please let me know. As for me living above the cigarette counter i am consulting my lawyers at present for such slanderous accusations and my daughters name is Wolly Pimbley not Polly Wimbley .
  2. This is like never mind the buzzcocks! I am indeed the real Mark Rivers currently spending the summer as a deckchair attendant at the open air swimming pool in royston vasey. This has been the hardest i have worked in many a year as the pensioners have to be watched or they try to get the deckchairs for longer than they have paid. Also i wont be moving to burnley as they have no decent hairdressers who can do highlights so i may move in with Keith ONiell instead!
  3. Wasnt aware ASDA had been taken over by a cruiseline company!
  4. At least we would know we had a 100% honest player. As the great Bucks fizz once said "my camara never lies" .
  5. After kerplunk it would have to be mousetrap but it always takes twice as long to set up as it does to play! Also how about a game of knock down ginger. We could start at Gary Megsons house!
  6. Anyone stuck up any bets yet for next season. I have already got £20 with my mate that we finish higher than middlesbrough and a tenner that we finish above Everton. I cleaned up last season when we finished above west ham as most of my workmates are hammers working and living in romford so u can imagine the atmosphere after the play off final. The worst thing is i keep hearing "we didnt want to go up anyway "and " you will come straight back down anyway" Lets hope we survive easily to stuff it to all the sad defeatists.As the corporal in Dads Army never said " We are not DOOMED Mr Mainwaring!!" "
  7. should we put fatmanfat out of his misery? leslie crowthers son in law was........................ next question. what was the name of the dog in Oliver?
  8. Agree with wiz that compared to last season it is boring. One idea to liven up your veiwing is to spread bet on goal time, shirts, bookings etc. I had shirts on the first game and won some cash when portugal scored in the 94th minute.However wish id been on bookings in the second game as would have won a small fortune. PS; doesnt always work as i had time of first goal and shirts in the huddersfield vmansfield play off final and it ended 0-0 losing me £990. Just as well is was a play for fun account!
  9. A couple of questions; Who was Leslies crowthers son-in-law? Which animal eats with its tail? Was Dallas ever shown on a saturday night?
  10. Sorry didnt see earlier post about Dumbledelias posts. Its been a long week at work, well thats my excuse.
  11. Should we all say a big well done to Dumbledelia for passing 1000 posts on this site. If he were working for the post office he would probably be pensioned off now!
  12. Since when did this turn into the Trisha Show? Mind u its another place to be seen on tv in your shirt.
  13. In my dream/fantasy we are away at ARSENAL on opening day and we come from behind to win 2-1 with a last minute goal from sub ryan jarvis.As i said it is pure fantasy!
  14. Unable to get to Fortress carrow rd due to working saturdays i sit perched on a loading bay in Romford trying to keep my radio tuned into Roy Waller and Neil Adams. Ok in august and sept but no good when it gets dark early.
  15. Anyone interested in a thread on " Biggest claim to fame" Mine was walking down the aisle at Tesco with another manager and a customer as BBCs Watchdog filmed for all of 10 seconds. Anyone beat that! Football related would be being on Sky sports coverage of the Essex v Hampshire match. As Gazza said i do lead an exciting life!
  16. gazza, last time i was at home of football was for the preston game and also took my girlfriend to sunderland and stayed up there the night! Took the opportunity to go to the ticket as my mate knows the groundsman so hence tickets were cheep! It was the first cricket ive been too since the smurfs were No 1 in the charts. Other claim to fame was winning the paddy power comp on talksport a few weeks ago and pocketing £200 in the bargain.
  17. I too once went out with a tractor girl and travelled up to the 1979 league cup game replay at carrow rd with the essex ipswich supporters club. still have nightmares to this day!
  18. I confess it was i who was seen on sky sports yesterday 5 balls into their cricket coverage of Essex v Hampshire at chelmsford. Me and a mate sat in the top tier and waited for the cameras to be drawn to shirts! It should be everyones objective this summer to be seen proudly in the yellow and green at media covered events. There was also a tractor boy in the same stand in a top from about 1995 but was as cameragenic. The next objective is to get on sky again when the cameras are at romford dogs in july.
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