Essexyella

Just logged in after a few days away and feel the need to ring the samaritans! Anyone would think we were bottom of the conference reading some of the posts. Everyone was going on about how we should all enjoy the season before it started so lets stop the negativity and get on with it. Or as was once said on a Dads Army " Were dooooooooooomed "

Unable to get a ticket for tomorrow ( like thousands of others) but will be tuned to five live while at work. Having a non uniform day at work tomorrow in aid of MacMillan nurses so instead of wearing shirt and tie i will be working in the iceland store in romford in my city yellow top. Whats everyone else doing?

recently won the paddy power " ill keep me money" comp on talk sport and picked up a nice little cheque for £200 .

yep can you please post one to me kathy. cheers

I used to live in stevenage and both my kids still do. The oldest is a norwich fan and proudly goes round the town in her shirt while the youngest switched to Arsenal a while ago! Do i count as an exile herts canary

Anyone out there got a ritual that they follow when attending or after the game. Mine goes back to when we beat West Ham in the Littlewoods cup as it was then on a wednesday evening back in 91/92 i think. My boss who was a West Ham fan took me with three of his mates ( all Hammers too) and told me if Norwich won he would drop me off in Thetford forest and leave me there. True enough after Robert Flecks scuffed penalty won us the match in the dying minutes i was dropped in a layby on the way and they made me sweat for what seemed liked hours before coming back. My ritual was though that further along our journey home we stopped at a Kebab house in Baldock in herts where i tasted my first ever Dona Kebab. Ever since then whenever i get to an evening game i always stop on the way home for a kebab. Dearer now though as the g/f has a chicken one too! Anyone else out there do the same thing every game or am i mad as g/f keeps telling me!

Bob Fleming got through an entire message without sneezing!

Ialways think being a postman is a good job. Its better than walking the streets!

For those of us not able to get the EDP can you explain what this challenge entails kathy?

Anyone wanna have a whip round and send me the subscription every month. I can promise you it will go to a good home!

They must be riddled with woodworm now!

I work as a male escort/ massage expert/stuntman/Pierce Brosnan lookalike. Then the alarm goes off at 5am and i head off to be a store manager for the big food group in romford.

Having done a thread on just how many users post on this site what about compiling another list on where everyone comes from. It looks like several hundreds are outside Norwich. I will start off by stating im in Braintree,Essex along with what i think are at least two other posters .

Strange name for pubs up there! Round here its the Red Cow and White hart etc.

Another hot tip that i have received from a close source. It is strongly rumoured that Greece have a team able to win this summers Euro2004 competition and my money would be on them beating portugal! This has come from a source as reliable as crafty canary!

Dont know which news of the world it was in but didnt get it in east anglia. Just loads of rubbish about wayne rooney and his g/f and a bp service station as well as the readers letters page which is only good for the pictures bit!

apparently we are after ronaldo,nedved and rooney too! Also is it Thee Bob Fleming from the fast show or another imposter like Mark Rivers?

Another from me would have be `i touch my hair more than ball` Kieth ONiell.

Have you all forgotten Clive `moustache` Baker!

You might have done this thread before but what about one for the worst ever player to wear yellow and green. I will kick off with Darren Beckford. Could even stretch it to a complete team.

The trouble is jonzey she is expecting a little bundle of joy on xmas day ( at least i can go on boxing day) and the hormones tend to play up a little. Still we men should know that women,football and hormones dont mix!

talk about getting your priorities right gazza! still best time to meet a new guy when the seasons over.Still trying to talk my g/f into getting sky sports for next season but no luck yet.

apparently we are also buying his brother Labi to do the the halftime singing on the pitch!

forget the horse it was a non runner!

Anyone having a bet on us to win the premership at 5000-1. Imagine if you lumped £50 on it and we were taken over in the next week by a Russian billionaire. Stranger things have happened. Also my mate knows the owners of a horse running at Warwick this afternoon at 3.25pm. Named Panfield Belle it is priced at 25-1 and good value for an each way bet.