Steady On...

It doesn''t have to be a choice Adapt to survive ...

I did, genius.

Once again, how can I take this seriously without full stops at the end...

Calm down dot cotton ...

Amateur mistake with his thread Where''s the three dots after the Players name. God...

I''m not sure where Harry Kane is. But I know a couple of guys that might know how to locate him Cityfirst, BW. Looks like there''s another case on your in-tray boys. Make us proud with your BS investigation skills once more!

Never calibrated a canary pal, pretty sure the RSPCA are strict on that........ ...... ............ DOTDOTDOT .....DOT.....

With the response I''ve had so far I''m going to have to move to pinkun defcon 2 "(insert half a stupid question)... ?" ...!!!!

I know a lot of you have been waiting for my first started thread on the board so here it is. That''s right, it''s a current member of the Norwich city senior first team with three full stops at the end. Really, truly, always wanted to do that. X

That line was in an American accent, hence the "ass" Now shouldn''t you and hercule be getting back to the crime scene and dusting for prints?

Curses! Kojak, you''ve foiled me again!!! Here, have a scooby snack and continue the investigation, the mayor is pitching a tent in my ass!

Who''s better France or Britain? We are, genius. People go to the colosseum for its significance. Stonehenge without its history is a rockery. It really isn''t a big deal, it affects nobodies day to day lives, and people that feel passionately about abolishing the royal family clearly are raging on it to avoid other deep issues in their lives. It''s another non-issue I have to address. It''s the fact we will get stadium expansion and it will cause a single grumble from old people so loud that it breaks east anglia off from mainland Britain. Think about that one.

It''s like watching poirot, monk and murder she wrote all at the same time!

Another case closed by the pinkun PI lol How well connected he is! He must know loads about football *swoon*

It''s scooby doo back to solve another mystery folks!

There''s no way Johnson and especially tettey were tired. Complete tosh. Watch the game

You''ve got to accept that hoolahan will try risky, borderline, genius passes and not all of them will pay off. I''d take his mistake for all the genius stuff he does, I thought he was sublime most of the time yesterday.

I found it pretty funny that the headline for chrissy hughtons post match interview on the BBC site is "confidence is key" And the little gobs4ite 15 year old ref. Trying to paint the ref as some tragic hero battlin against the crowd. Phil dowd is going to get stick for being fat... Because he''s fat kid. It''s football, grow a spine.

Why would people want to spend more on a player? Can''t we just buy good players? Isn''t that why actually counts? Forget about the price tags a wise woman once said.

Well in webbo, you nailed him. Disgraceful attitude to one of our players. If holt was injured in the first couple of games after no scoring any goals would you declare "no-one cares"? He is our player, on loan, till further notice. I don''t think anyone has seen enough of him to make any judgements.

Big hole left in the right flank. Very similar to surez goal position. Snodgrass doubled up on the winger and left it. Simple to fix. Not bunns fault, had a great game and I have full confidence in him in Ruddys absence.

Do he was responsible for the gaping hole that appeared and allowed the shot yeah? Random player slag off thread no429479 initiated Yawn!

You have to remember these are the same people that can''t get their tiny minds around why QPR are failing with all the "quality" names they signed in the summer. They wouldn''t know football outside computer games and what''s first on match of the day if it smacked them in the face. Cretins.

Take a guess. The bloke that said we are lacking confidence is a classic. The kind of guy that at alter end of a match just puts a random players name up as a thread and basically slags them off to their very core.

Like I said a lot of them are blatantly on here, the pinkun forums. Or maybe it should be re-named "canary call 24"