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  1. [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Walphy"]

    [quote user="City1st"]Perhaps, given his dislike of our club, his tipple is sourced at Oddbins ooops, silly me he doesn''t live under a bridge in deepest Norfolk but is lives in some far flung part of the world ps perhaps one day he might show us a picture of him holding up a ''local'' newspaper[/quote]

     

    I should do you for libel.

     

    But maybe you should just be allowed to continue your life as a twerp.

     

    OTBC

     

     

    [/quote]Considering he was talking about the op, that sounds like an admission to me.....

     

    Oh, and you forgot Walphy''s COYY and signed off with Bly''s OTBC.

     

    Any doubts that you were two separate posters have now been dispelled for ever.

     

    The only remaining question is... Why did you ever bother in the first place?

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    There never was any doubt to those in the know, stalker. If your pals didn''t keep you in the loop what can I say.........

     

    And do keep up Lapdog, I revealed my identity many moons ago - after my prime purpose of exposing the inner circle had been completed.

     

    Now, I shall be going into a happy retirement never to be heard from again.

     

    Bye folks.

     

    Come on you yellows!!

  2. [quote user="Canary23"]If we sign him for £1,000,001.50 then I will personally thank young canary![/quote]

     

    [:)]

     

    COYY!!

  3. [quote user="City1st"]Perhaps, given his dislike of our club, his tipple is sourced at Oddbins ooops, silly me he doesn''t live under a bridge in deepest Norfolk but is lives in some far flung part of the world ps perhaps one day he might show us a picture of him holding up a ''local'' newspaper[/quote]

     

    I should do you for libel.

     

    But maybe you should just be allowed to continue your life as a twerp.

     

    OTBC

  4. [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="CaptnCanary"]

    [quote user="I Say Its Ruddy Wizard"]I think we could all take a stab at which grapevine BlyBly has been on. A master class in how to resurrect an overdone subject based on no evidence at all.[/quote]

    You think the Pinot Noir or the Merlot?

     

    [/quote] The mystery deepens. OTBC

     

    [/quote]No mystery......

     

    [/quote]

     

    If you don''t know the difference between psychology and psychiatry you would do well to avoid fixations with ganja.

     

    And your silly pictures spoil the width of the thread for others.

     

    COYY!!

     

     

  5. Please.

     

    Before he becomes too big for us.

     

    I reckon you could finish sorting him out like Wes and make him into a consistently fine Premiershjp player.

     

    Whadyer reckon?

     

    [:)]

     

    COYY!!

     

     

  6. Walphy

    Its NOT me on Y'army website!

    [quote user="Bore Bore Bor"]

    I don''t know about wizards but a long time ago, just after my Turkish prison incident, I once dated a woman who claimed to be psychic.  She told me she wouldn''t be seeing me anymore, and I have to say she was right about that.

     

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    Dang it! Turkey? That''s where nutty goes every year innit, bor?

    Must be that there psychic woman who turned him then, poor chap.

     

    Come on you yellows!!

  7. Walphy

    Chelsea interest in our Chief Scout

    Maybe its all part of a dastardly plan to disrupt us before we start to make trouble for the bigger boys next season?

     

    Or maybe they''re after Lambert''s secrets to success on the cheap?

     

    COYY!!

     

     

  8. Apparently Malky wants him!

     

    How much do you reckon he''s worth now!

     

    COYY!!

     

     

  9. [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Walphy"][quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Walphy"][quote user="TIL 1010"]

    [quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]Benchmark? Benchmark!!! You''d best not let some on this forum who think that they know better hear that word. Dear, oh dear. OTBC[/quote]

    [:^)]

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    Buy your leader a pint and I''m sure he''ll regale you for hours about his lack of regard for professional management  techniques.

     

    Benchmarking? Bah!

     

    Strategic Planning? Bah! 

     

    Visioning and missioning? Bah!

     

    SWOTing? Bah!

     

    Goals and objectives? Bah!

     

    The hardnosed businesslike approach of BowkettMcNallyLambert? I''d rather have Worthy quite frankly....

     

    In fact, baaa........baaa......baaa......

     

    [;)]

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

    [/quote]

    I think this is the point when someone is supposed to shout " NURSE"[:''(]

    [/quote]

     

    nurse (nûrs) : A standard comment made by those who are not capable of comprehending opinions which are not their own.

     

    Compliments of Hoolahan?Youlahan!

     

    Do keep up, Plod.

     

    [;)]

     

    COYY!!

     

    [/quote]

    As they say if it looks like Bly and it reads like Bly it is Bly.

    [/quote]

     

    Says our resident professional sleuth. Hmmmm.

     

    By the way, have you got in touch with your leader yet about his benchmark allergy?

     

    COYY!!

     

  10. Walphy

    Covering all the bases

    [quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="PurpleCanary"]

    As Zhou Enlai said when asked halfway through the 20th century what were the long-term effects of the 1789 French Revolution: "Oh, it''s far too early to tell." I think we need to wait for PurpleCanary[8-|] to deliver one of his or her incomprehensible 5,000-word explanations of why things are not as they seem. However they seem.[:D][;)][:D]

    [/quote]

    To be honest, I''d also like the view of my near neighbour in the Jarrold. Whereas you are clearly erudite and considered in all your thoughts and responses, there is still a need for someone to scream  "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!" close to my ear at random intervals.Since the season ended my life has somehow felt incomplete in that respect. [:D][;)][:D]

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    ---

     

    Not sure about that, Beau. I did once shock my immediate neighbours with:

     

    "Oh, I say, that really is rather a bad miss."

     

    ...after one of Banjo Cureton''s efforts was last seen disppearing on a coal truck out of Thorpe Station towards Great Yarmouth.

     

    I understand you feeling bereft without Mr Switch. Who wouldn''t? But if you do ever tire of his peerless insights I can give an old chum a ring. See if he can take fill in. A decent cove. Knows his football all right. And still travels a lot so no problem in him getting to matches at Carrow Road. The only thing is from time to time he''ll probably get out his mobile phone and say:

     

    "Bomb Cambodia NOW!!!"

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    I wonder what they do with coal in Great Yarmouth?

     

    COYY!!

     

    (Or on the way for that matter......[:$])

  11. [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Walphy"][quote user="TIL 1010"]

    [quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]Benchmark? Benchmark!!! You''d best not let some on this forum who think that they know better hear that word. Dear, oh dear. OTBC[/quote]

    [:^)]

    [/quote]

     

    Buy your leader a pint and I''m sure he''ll regale you for hours about his lack of regard for professional management  techniques.

     

    Benchmarking? Bah!

     

    Strategic Planning? Bah! 

     

    Visioning and missioning? Bah!

     

    SWOTing? Bah!

     

    Goals and objectives? Bah!

     

    The hardnosed businesslike approach of BowkettMcNallyLambert? I''d rather have Worthy quite frankly....

     

    In fact, baaa........baaa......baaa......

     

    [;)]

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

    [/quote]

    I think this is the point when someone is supposed to shout " NURSE"[:''(]

    [/quote]

     

    nurse (nûrs) : A standard comment made by those who are not capable of comprehending opinions which are not their own.

     

    Compliments of Hoolahan?Youlahan!

     

    Do keep up, Plod.

     

    [;)]

     

    COYY!!

     

  12. [quote user="TIL 1010"]

    [quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]Benchmark? Benchmark!!! You''d best not let some on this forum who think that they know better hear that word. Dear, oh dear. OTBC[/quote]

    [:^)]

    [/quote]

     

    Buy your leader a pint and I''m sure he''ll regale you for hours about his lack of regard for professional management  techniques.

     

    Benchmarking? Bah!

     

    Strategic Planning? Bah! 

     

    Visioning and missioning? Bah!

     

    SWOTing? Bah!

     

    Goals and objectives? Bah!

     

    The hardnosed businesslike approach of BowkettMcNallyLambert? I''d rather have Worthy quite frankly....

     

    In fact, baaa........baaa......baaa......

     

    [;)]

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

     

  13. [quote user="Yellow Wall"]

    When , oh when, oh when are clubs going to wake up to the damage loan players are doing to the game?

    The system allows the major clubs to have massive squads, sign many promising youngsters to hope that some will ultimately be good enough for them, safe in the knowledge that they can get other clubs to train them, coach them, develop them and increase their values just in case they don''t make it.

    What would the likes of Arsenal do with another 17 or 18 (the number of players they had on loan last season) professional players at their club if they could not loan them out? Perhaps they would have to release a few and then perhaps other clubs could have a chance of picking up good players at reasonable prices.

    All good young players are now snapped up by the top clubs and many of them have their progress stiffled by not having permanent clubs but by being pushed out on loan all the time. This is not only detrimental to the player but to English football in general and especially to the smaller clubs.

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    [Y]

     

    COYY!!

  14. [quote user="Downloads"][quote user="Downloads"]

    I think its simply that strikers are always the hottest property and that if you don''t get in there quick you could miss the boat.

     

    There aren''t many I don''t think who would be in our price range and that also meet Lambert''s criteria.

     

    We''ve bid on a couple, CMS has been the subject of a bid if you believe Peterborough and Graham has also had a bid or two placed on him.

     

    I just feel with the strikers you need to make the decision and strike early, as they say... You snooze, you lose!

     

    I don''t think we will be slow in signing defensive minded players, I just think we have been ultra fast thus far compared to other clubs in going about our business.

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    Ahh look I quote myself.

     

    Overnight we are close to signing Johnson - Said we wouldn''t be slow! Definitely a more defensive minded player.

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    Right. 2 strikers in. Midfield next. Snodgrass & Bennett well under way. Johnson next...!

     

    [:)]

     

    COYY!!

     

     

     

     

  15. [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Walphy"]

    Ok, then someone tell me any defensive midfielder, central defender, full back or goalkeeper that we have been seriously been linked with?

     

    Vaughan, CMS, Morison - strikers

     

    Snodgrass, Bennett - wingers/attacking midfielders.

     

    OTBC

     

    [/quote]

    To whom are you asking the the question Walphy,us posters or your bestest mate Bly who is sitting beside you sharing the same computer?

    [/quote]

     

    Well I did wonder if maybe you had any thoughts in your head on the matter............you know, an analytical approach vis-a-vis the tabloid approach which is now dominating this forum...........?

     

    Forget Bly for a moment  and see if you can indulge Walphy on this ''un...............[;)]

     

    And as Bly would say, one love.

     

    COYY!!

  16. Ok, then someone tell me any defensive midfielder, central defender, full back or goalkeeper that we have been seriously been linked with?

     

    Vaughan, CMS, Morison - strikers

     

    Snodgrass, Bennett - wingers/attacking midfielders.

     

    OTBC

     

  17. [quote user="lappinitup"]

    [quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]Remember last time Nigel Worthington got us in all 5'' 8" (or so) of Simon Charlton for central defence. Not to mention Gary Doherty to give us height in attack. OTBC

     

    [/quote]So that''s why you started the thread Bly! Just to have a little dig at Worthy. [:$]

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    You''re getting confused Gramps, it''s me Walphy who started this thread. Now what are you doing? Trying to change the perfectly sensible theme of the thread? Or are you trying to stir up your pal nutty over Worthy ''cos Bly introduced some facts from Worthy''s time?

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

  18. Arsène Wenger has admitted that one of his priorities over the summer will be to sign taller players.

     

     http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/01/arsene-wenger-tall-players-arsenal

     

    Come on you yellows!!

  19. [quote user="lappinitup"]I''m so glad you''ve started a thread about psychology Bly.  The fact that you need to log in with two different accounts suggests a split personality and I thought at first you were schizophrenic to go along with your ganga induced paranoia. However, after a little research, you appear to be suffering with Dissociative identity disorder or more commonly known as multiple personality disorder. 50% of cases are caused by long term drug abuse and the illness is more prevalent in your part of the world. It can be treated although it does take a while. In the meantime I suggest you.........lay off the ganja! [:)] [/quote]

     

    Bly?

     

    [|-)]

     

    And you''re mixing up psychology and psychiatry.

     

     

    COYY!!

     

    OTBC

  20. Walphy

    So when do we sign up?

    [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Walphy"]Having earned promotion for a while now, does anybody know when we officially join up with the Prem?

     

    I''m looking forward to not having to scroll as far down the internet football pages and...and...

     

    [/quote]Morning Bly. My, you stayed up late last night.....

    [/quote]

     

    Morning to you and your dog, my man.

     

    Somebody said Mr Bly had to put up with a a stalker on this forum. Must be you, I guess.

     

    [:S]

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

     

  21. Walphy

    So when do we sign up?

    Having earned promotion for a while now, does anybody know when we officially join up with the Prem?

     

    I''m looking forward to not having to scroll as far down the internet football pages and...and...

     

    [<:o)] 

     

     

     

     

  22. [quote user="Suffolk exile"]Yep - great for the club to be in the top tier again. However was reading Ruddy and Tierney interviews where basically they were saying - isn''t it amazing that players like us are going to be in the tunnel at old trafford etc (I paraphrase). Well this has me a bit worried. We are not up to make up the numbers. They need to come to terms with it quick. It''s going to be tough, but any game is 11 blokes in shirts vs 11 blokes in shirts. There is no reason to fear anyone. Some of the defending in a couple of the games in MOTD2 last night was poor. We have 100% earned the right to play at that level and they need to get into the mentallity that they are now equals and we need to give these guys a game.[/quote]

     

    [Y]

     

    Come on you yellows!!

  23. [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Walphy"]First class post.

     

    There''s a few on here that could learn a great deal from it;  but they won''t.

     

    [/quote]Could you explain that for us please Bly? I assume you''re referring to "my Spurs"?

     

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    ?

     

    Come on you yellows!!

     

     

  24. First class post.

     

    There''s a few on here that could learn a great deal from it;  but they won''t.

     

    Come on you yellows!!

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