If wed kept Howie..

is that the one on the lonely highway, just past the junction with the A14?

A mobile, destructive, defensive central midfielder please

2 from 92-93-94ish... early days of interweb rumours on IRC boards... Dwight Yorke (playing as an out of favour winger) and Lee Clark (who couldn't get in the Newcastle team because of Rob Lee, Paul Bracewell and Phil Albert)... Oh my god - Phillipe Albert - what a player! Although meant to be a CB, there is some weird stat about Newcastle winning every single game where he played in midfield

Nerfherders!

holding about? hanging about? holding a binbag?

this raises other questions.... six minutes is quite specific - did he time it? or did he notice there was only 6 mins left of the training session and think - yikes, should probably practice this weeks random formation? does he not have a say on what training includes? what the ***k is going on with this guy? and why on earth is he still our manager? if i had massively under-prepared, which shows a utter lack of professionalism, I'd keep quite about it - I certainly wouldn't use it as some kind of public mitigation or excuse..

I've heard rumours around Hugh Jarce

3 - 5 - 1 then

you might mock them, but they have installed central heating this winter..

i'd like us to kidnap Spielberg and force him to make Jurassic Park set in Yorkshire

DPRK is a much much much crazier country than most people realise... its not just the fake shops with pictures of fruit on the shelves... its stuff like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abduction_of_Shin_Sang-ok_and_Choi_Eun-hee

FYI - my avatar is a famous polar bear called Knut (famous as a cub, now dead)

well other than her being a lying vile tory c***, she is also guilty of not being Phoebe Cates...

that's weird as well - because the Exorcist story literally relies on there being a Christian god (or at least something that's analogous to it)..

legal? are you sure about that?

5 Christmas pressies there... but when will we get to unwrap them? looks like mostly early jan..

Who should i pass to? - Everyone... What do you mean everyone? EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i reckon 4-1 is about right

yep i'd say so... i'm less than 10 miles from you!

bring back borstal

you forgot Hanley... that's 6 CBs

if we win by 9 goals

you are allowed to pity them..

aren't you all missing the point.. he's a binner and therefore whatever his reasoning for doing it... he's in the wrong - because he's a binner

where??