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Reading Canary. You have been Choppsied. Take a bow. Never have I seen bait being taken with such gusto. An absolute pleasure to behold.

Aforementioned song here: http://www.theguardian.com/music/2012/feb/27/old-music-serious-drinking-love-terraces

Boring Norwich Disco by Serious Drinking has been suggested.

Tweet: @BBC6Music: Tomorrow The Hawk wants your tunes featuring NORWICH in the lyrics as @NorwichCityFC are the #HOMETEAM GLORY team. (#Norwich) A-HA!

6 Music trying to compile a playlist of songs that mention each Prem club. Should be 6 Music type stuff. Any ideas for us? It can''t be obvious stuff (Something to Shout About etc)

We also only shipped one goal away to a newly promoted side. As opposed to three.

Loved Atherton''s reaction to Warne''s "would England be prepared to risk losing in pursuit of victory" rant. He just let Warne go on and on and,rather than rise to the goading, he maintained a dignified silence. He knew that an Ashes victory spoke for itself. Hughton has a similar quiet dignity. Last year we finished 11th. That speaks for itself. If we are in danger of being cut adrift, McNally will swing the axe, of that I have no doubt. But for now we have 5 or so teams below us after 2 games: a decent draw against a good side and a poor performance and a narrow away loss against pumped up newcomers.

Hull fan on 6.06 was taken aback by our ineptitude. I feel today may have been a one off but this is somewhat chastening all the same.

Colin Teapot is an anagram of ''tootle panic''. Make of that what you will.

"Forgot what you posted? Questioning what DM wud say to the staff??" Nope wasn''t me

"Ah dpit, well he actually say''s quite a lot in his staff meetings, some things I would never post on here because it would get the wife in trouble!" Erm, why am I being included in this conversation?

Interesting. Have they blown their entire budget on him?

Reckon he could be on loan here come January

True dat.

Here is another Hoover update. I''ve fixed it. It now sucks more than this thread.

Meanwhile, here''s a Hoover update. Mine''s broken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXAy65hXIiE Should we really be taking transfer tips from this person seriously?

Why not? The Galloping Gourmet would complement Delia''s catering business nicely.

Further signs that the club has no intention at all to sell Ruddy. Were it in the back of the mind that they would release him for a big fee, they would have kept hold of Rudd in case of the need to promote him up the order.

Joanna you keep posting those stats as if they are all that need to be considered (and adding no context such as which league those goals were scored in). For me, as far as stats go, the OP''s original post is much more interesting and lends itself to further exploration.

They must be offering him a bid wad if he is seriously considering playing in the Championship next year.

If it is true, given that he has just come back from a fairly major injury, it better be a stringent medical. £5m sick notes are not a good thing.

It says Ola on his way. How true it is, I don''t know.

Don''t know much about them. Anybody know of decent squad type players there that we may be able to snap up?

Ola is a midfielder