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  1. I was just wondering whether I could canvass your opinion on who you think has had it worse? Newcastle or Norwich... I''d be interested to hear your views as it seems a lot of the opinions on here are very level-headed and informative
  2. Matthew Pattison MBE has returned to the club this evening in a shock move that will no doubt have the sex kitten Delia lapping up the fans affections. Despite only having moved back to his homeland last month, Pattison (or Patty/Fatty Patty/SexyBunz/Roeder_Rubs_Me_UP_343 as he is also known) has decided to retire from football.. after realising that he is, infact really rather rubbish. Having quit the game, pattison has turned his attentions to what he is truly good at... FLIPPING BURGERS. The Ginger God has now become the official caterer for Norwich City, therefore allowing Delia to return to her other job (sitting in a room made of gold, counting up the pennies).Pattison was unavailable for comment this evening, but we did grab a word with lifelong partner Antoine Sibierski - "I am very happy for Matty. You could see when he played that he was rather "merde" and this is probably for the best. If you haven''t tried one of mattys burgers, I would highly recommend them, especially the matty surprise (Burger with shavings of Doherty''s pubic hair with a sprinkling of hair from Gunn''s Head.) I hope to help matty in his business in the future.. but we will not mix business with pleasure."Matty will be the celebratory guest of honour at Norwich''s next home game.
  3. I fancy doherty and have modelled myself and my kids on his youthful looks.. WILL YOU MARRY ME.
  4. I know but he disappeared at the end of the season. He was a decent player when he burst onto the scene but then he went and shaved his head.. and I kid you not, forgot how to pass in the process..
  5. I detest ipswich just like the lot of you lovely people. I am here merely to spread the joy that matthew pattison MBE brings. He is a god. On a serious note, where the hell has he gone?!
  6. You sign lee.. you''ll keep playing ugly football.. Go the swansea route.. it is possible
  7. although cureton cannot hit a barn door..mcdonald runs with the ball, takes on defender, came from DARTFORD and showed no fear when running against championship defenders, score a goal in his 5 substitute last 10 minute appearances..... comapred to cureton who missed chances from 3 yards out on ENDLESS occasions.... im not exaggerating either, he had opportunites from 2 or 3 yards and still managed to miss...Thats why he should start.
  8. Im not a fuckin binner you bell end! My dad is a binner but Im a geordie!!
  9. [quote user="SuperWesIrishWizard"][quote user="Pattison rocks my world"] He''s a quality quality chairman, he comes complete with 3 extra men - dennis wise, tony jiminez and derek llambias. Great beer drinker and instead of providing you with quality half time snacks and beverages, he can provide chavvish, shite clothing. RRP £500million o.n.o [/quote] Dennis Wise is a Prick. [/quote] tell me about it..
  10. Have you heard of the roeder relegation curse? Every club he''s managed, BAR newcastle, he has got them relegated in his first full season. First season - mid table Second Season - Relegation Third season - you''re FIRED!   Shame cos I''d rather ipswich were relegated than norwich.. :(
  11. He''s a quality quality chairman, he comes complete with 3 extra men - dennis wise, tony jiminez and derek llambias. Great beer drinker and instead of providing you with quality half time snacks and beverages, he can provide chavvish, shite clothing. RRP £500million o.n.o
  12. come on! where''s the love?! I haven''t got anything against norwich fans. I share only our love for matty pattison and his shaven ginger pubes.   Good day.
  13. your gaffer? Jaysus, I thought it was slow in norfolk but this takes the piss
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