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  1. [quote user="WeAreYellows49"] [quote user="timncfc"]come on YP we are waiting, at least make up something to end this drama[/quote]   He''s far too busy posting on the binners sites lol [/quote] Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen - and all you beige-cardigan cross dressers. It''s your olf friend Rock the Boat back one last time from out of retirement. I hadn''t planned to post on here any more; in any case Fat Pete kept deleting them as soon as I hit the submit button. But indulge me one last time because I have to pass on a message from my old mate Yellow Pecker. He ended his last post my mentioning the arrival of polce cars on the scene. The fact is they came to take him away, and he is currently banged up at her Majesty''s pleasure (no that isn''t Delia), on charges of alledged insider trading. The copper I spoke to off the record claimed that YP was secretly selling blocks of land in the Wash to unsuspecting Asian investors, without mentioning that aforementioned plots are currently covered by sea water. Preliminary Trial date is set for next Thurday at Norwich magistrates. If you want to turn up and vent your displeasure at this so-called gentleman, then make yourself available at 2:35pm sharp. He is a Yank from Texas, btw, if you need further encouragement. The rozzers plan to oppose bail. To sweet Emily - keep the protest going dear. The environment needs people like you. Hope the leg gets better soon. The moral of this story is to never trust a man in snakeskin boots. After all, why would a snake need boots? 
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