canarytom

I believe there are around 100 billion brain cells in the average brain, therefore, you are way off the mark!

Anybody know how many blades of grass there are on the pitch at Carrow Road?

[quote user="bloodwagon"][quote user="Larry David"][quote user="bloodwagon"][quote user="ron obvious"][quote user="Larry David"][quote user="1st Wizard"] [quote user="C T has left the building "]I reckon Sibo will be made permanent in Jan[:)] [/quote] Paid for with what CT? buttons? [/quote] We''re selling you to medical research. [/quote] Love it!!!!!!! [/quote] wouldn`t that be FOR medical research ? Sorry just being picky :) [/quote] No. [/quote] Well that was short and sweat, lmao [/quote] Shouldn''t that be short and SWEET? Sorry, just being picky :)

Oh dear. It would probably annoy you more if we had to field a s*** team. We loan players as we cannot afford to buy them. The alternative is to use our youth team and that would annoy me!

[quote user="SnakePit Lassy"] lol not quite good the hang of the language yet... :S [/quote] That makes two of you!

[quote user="jas the barclay king"][quote user="CambridgeCanary"][quote user="canarytom"] Which of the following terms best describes Jas: 1. halfwit 2. moron 3. idiot 4. fool 5. cretin 6. imbecile 7. dunce 8. blockhead 9. dimwit  10. ignoramus  11. nitwit 12. dork 13. dunderhead  14. loser  15. simpleton 16. all of the above [/quote] How about 17.   Intelligent windup merchant pretending to be all the above to see how long before it is questioned?   After all, the nearest people to Jas that spring to mind for sheer lack of understanding of the real world are Frank Spencer and Mr Bean - neither real as far as I am aware! [/quote] glad someone see''s the way i post... wasnt it Einstein who said "theres a fine line between Genius and insanity"? you sir, are the Genius... A lot of my posts are tounge in cheek, i try to have a bit of fun with it, sadly Those such as Canary tom lack the intellect to see this... jas :) [/quote] This coming from someone who thought the word ''puppets'' had 10 letters!

Hi everyone Thought I would update you all on some news I have had. Earlier in the week I emailed Peter Cullum about his plans to invest. I have just had a response from one of his colleagues who informs me that there is little to report. He would be delighted if a better offer from a fan came along, or if City shoot up the table without investment. He hasn''t closed the door and there may be another conversation in the future.  

[quote user="Yellow Rider"][quote user="canarytom"] Which of the following terms best describes Jas: 1. halfwit 2. moron 3. idiot 4. fool 5. cretin 6. imbecile 7. dunce 8. blockhead 9. dimwit  10. ignoramus  11. nitwit 12. dork 13. dunderhead  14. loser  15. simpleton 16. all of the above [/quote] Do you make these ridiculous comments about everyone in your life who has a different view to you???? [/quote] The simple answer is no. However, I finally had enough of reading his stupid posts

Which of the following terms best describes Jas: 1. halfwit 2. moron 3. idiot 4. fool 5. cretin 6. imbecile 7. dunce 8. blockhead 9. dimwit  10. ignoramus  11. nitwit 12. dork 13. dunderhead  14. loser  15. simpleton 16. all of the above

[quote user="jas the barclay king"] im not a Clingan fan thus far.. he''s show some good things but still looks Like a Red card waiting to happen jas :) [/quote] I totally disagree. Then again most of your comments are pretty stupid

One of Gunn''s old shirts was pretty bad. Think it was the one he designed himself! Didn''t stop my parents getting it for me though!

I''ve still got mine too. It has Goss on the back. How much do you think its worth?

[quote user="MyGodThisIsRubbish"] I saw Ashley Timms play in the Norwich Reserves 5-1 loss against Ipswich reserves. He was at fault for most of the goals, and I think i''m right in saying he never played again.... [/quote] I think you are right. He seems to have been round a few clubs but never been taken on. He will probably see more action in the prison showers!

It involved the player and a 19 year old girl

Its a current premiership player. He tried to get £15,000 out of the player in exchange for a tape he had filmed of him  

Ashley Timms has been sent down for blackmail. Anybody know who he was trying to get cash out of?

For Yellow Rider

This was discussed yesterday in another thread

[quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]Well unique visitors to the site as a whole is around the 100,000 mark but to get figures for the forum section, and in particular those that post, would take some looking into. Leave it with me.[/quote] Sounds like a good friday afternoon job!

[quote user="shortfatb"][quote user="canarytom"] [quote user="shortfatb"]Just been checking and I''ve had my post about Waghorn removed, I assume due to my Archant reference, but it''s still quite amusing that this one has gone when everyone else seems to think he''s a tit too! What a rebel I am.[/quote] I had mine removed too [/quote]   Perhaps it because we live in nice places that aren''t in Norfolk, parochial bastards. [/quote] And there was me thinking it had something to do with my reference to pencil d1ck

[quote user="shortfatb"]Just been checking and I''ve had my post about Waghorn removed, I assume due to my Archant reference, but it''s still quite amusing that this one has gone when everyone else seems to think he''s a tit too! What a rebel I am.[/quote] I had mine removed too

Of course he won''t go back there

Jas has just shown the pinkun world what a silly fool he is!

[quote user="BIG WILLY GREEN"]hey canary tom are you the real marigold, great picture!!otbc[/quote] No sorry. I am just a big fan of Chubbs Peterson!

[quote user="martyayers"]who are you calling a bell end you knob jockey[/quote] Oh sorry I thought it was obvious. To clarify I was referring to you!