canarytom

I''ll be checking your ebay account to see whether you purchase any!

Shut up yellow sub

There is a danger that this could offend people

Still stalking Holt then?

I was hoping it was going to be poo brown so mud and skids didn''t show up on it!

Shut your moaning

Grass is green

Will look nice hugging boobies then

Wow, I thought my wife had a short fuse! His kids are probably scared sh1tless of him if he reacts like that to, what was clearly, a joke! I suggest you go to anger management!

Due to all the pies I have eaten, it does not fit as well as last year''s

He''s on £45K per week at Hull so would rather we didn''t!

I really like it. Will be great for premier league football!

News next week

so did he by the looks of things

It''s going to be shown to the media tomorrow