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    [quote user="tom1902"]happy clapper said

    Because Doc likes Norwich, and therefore each time he''s been up for renewal he has accepted a new contract from Norwich City.

    apart from the time when he demanded a higher contract because he was bigger than his previous contract

    he is only at norwich because we are the only team stupid enough to pay him high wages[/quote]Well then we''ll see, I guess, because Paul Lambert is a good manager and if he offers Doc a contract then he must recognise Doc''s a good centre back.

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    [quote user="Houston Canary"]How do teams find out if a player is worthy of signing? And why have no clubs done that process and signed Doherty on the various occasions when he has been free to go?[/quote]Because Doc likes Norwich, and therefore each time he''s been up for renewal he has accepted a new contract from Norwich City.  Worthington signed him, Grant, Roeder renewed his contract and now it looks like Lambert will offer him a new contract too.  Lambert may not in which case Doc will need a new club.  If that happens we will see what level he is signed at, but I would expect a Championship club to be in for him.

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    [quote user="tom1902"]houston canary has a point

    many pundits are confused as to why we rate him so highly

    one pundit last year laughed when he found out doherty was playing and described him as a huge liability[/quote]But if Mr. Lambert gives Doherty a new contract, and we all believe Mr. Lambert is a good manager, then doesn''t that suggest he thinks Doherty is up to the job and is not a liability? 

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    [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="First Wizard"]

    [quote user="Mister Chops"]If he''d taken 1/3rd of his chances last year we''d have stayed up.  There''s a reason Roeder stopped picking him, Gunn stopped picking him and Lambert stopped picking him, and that reason is his legs are gone and he''s past it.

    On top of that we''ve had to put up with serial whinges and moans from the sidelines.

    Thanks, Jamie.  Sorry, Shrewsbury.  Peter Grant, you''re a class A prat.


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    Yeah and the year before he kept us up, its a shame we didn''t buy some decent defenders then![:|]

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    For as long as he was at Carrow Road, Cureton was part of the problem.  Only Lambert has seen a sensible solution - get rid and get him off the wage bill, he''s a waste of money.  The idea that Cureton "kept us up" is another example of your existence in a parallel dimension to reality.

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    As is yours blaming him and him alone for our relegation and no doubt the holocaust if you thought you could get away with it!

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    For the record, I don''t blame Jamie Cureton for the holocaust.
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    I am not familiar with the work of Jamie Cureton but from his reputation I would suggest he would have taken plenty of shots without hitting any targets.  As the targets in question were most likely my fellow Jews, I can only assume this fellow is a nice young man with a conscience.

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    [quote user="Brendo "][quote user="K Lo"]...not as annoying as putting an apostrophe for a plural. " fans'' "? What''s that meant to mean? A quick grammar lesson... 1 fan. 2 fans. 1 fan''s ticket were £10. 2 fans'' tickets were £10 each.[/quote]

    Huge apoligies kind Sir. Anyway, get it right yourself! [;)] I''m only a wee little boy, grammar isn''t my speciality.

    And I put the apostrophe, as the club own''s the fan''s, so it''s an ownership apostrophe? [;)]

    And if anyone is in Jarrold block O or N, Can''t remember where I sit now. Anyway there''s this new, well old chap, last few games and he wear''s this sort of old fashioned (nothing wrong, just saying), checkered coat, with a funny hat, kind of like Sherlock himself. Anyway, he''s really annoying, shout''s out the most idiotic thing''s, when he''s walking up and down the steps, he talks to a load of people, blocking my view. [:(]

    Also there''s this guy who sits just a few rows behing me with his grandad, complete bastard. [;)]
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    Do you go to the same school as my son?  Your command of language seems quite similar.

     

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    [quote user="melody"][img]http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm263/mardellski_2008/sonny-1.jpg[/img][/quote]

     

    Now, young lady, while I respect the right of young men and women to find their own way in the world it does seem to me that you are just the kind of young lady whom the Lord would want to bring close to his bosom, as it were.  Can I suggest you might find spiritual fulfilment in one of His nunneries?

     

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    My interpreters have been hard at work in the government offices overnight and can give you the following.

    I don''t understand all of them.  How are you the greatest team in the world when you only have four players?

    - - - - -

    Follow follow follow

    Follow the boys in yellow

    Yellow and green, world''s greatest team,

    Off to the Premier we go

    (ahem)

    - - - -

    A long time ago

    When I was a boy

    My father got me

    A little toy

    An Ipswich fan

    Upon a string

    So what did I do?

    I kicked his ****ing head in

    - - - -- -

    There''s a circus in the town

    Georgie Burley is the clown

    And Andy Marshall is a judas c**t

    Ipswich Town are going down!

     

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    [quote user="1st Wizard"]

    A binnary Hex was set in motion last night so that the man fails at City (waste of a good virgin in my book!) and just to make sure, a wizards curse was set in place too.

    He won''''t know what hit him!

    Evil cackle.

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    What is all this hexing and cursing you partake in, old man?

    Perhaps we could come to a business arrangement.  I have a persistent problem who will not leave me alone.

     

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    [quote user="idi Amin"][quote user="Robert Mugabe"]

    I found this article while going through my opponent''s offices.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/norwich-falls-out-of-love-with-delia-698709.html

    It seems to me your problems are deep rooted and long lasting.  I cannot comment further.

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    Don''t be fooled by Bob again people I mean what sort of pussy class dictator permits newspaper reporting anyway?

    I am living proof that Xenophobia in moderation is a viable and succesful policy.  I have won many medals from the Ugandan army, have received many hundreds of luxury automobiles and have been elevated to almost godlike status by the people of my country for my work.

     Not many questioned me when I first took power and insisted that all businesses should belong to locals, not many chose to stand against me in the polling booths as we democratically elected my Government and senior aides. In public meetings dissenters are soon drowned by the state guards or by the marvellous supporters we strategically place around the meeting halls and voting booths.

     Our army comprising a 50/50 mix of full time regulars and crack mercenaries is highly trained and extremely proactive, we jokingly call them the loons, you would not want to mess with these crazy boys have you seen how high they can kick a football?. We first try the softly softly approach with dissenters by talking to them through the state owned media, if this fails we have a number of alternative strategies which can range from banning flags and banners carrying political slogans from formal gatherings to deportation. In the interests of fairness we also apply the same rules to ourselves with the effect that in the last few years alone we have deported two Chiefs of Staff and any number of junior officers and regular soldiers. Last year we had to resort to deporting one of our most popular officers, a winner of many medals and awards from the people.

    Even I myself Idi Amin Protector of the Faith am not above public accountability in this country. Every four years we have an election to re-elect me. Unlike Bob Mugabe''s farces these elections are entirely democratically run.   Those who want me to remain emperor for another term need simply put a ''x'' in the box next to ''Idi Amin'' or leave it blank and we will fill it in for you. Those who are completely mad in the head, have forgotten how I saved you from destruction and choose to seek alternative to my wonderful Government are free to request the special postal ballot form which is available upon written request from Iamahar dbas tard, State investigator Judge and Executioner, Wunwai prison and medical research institute, Kampala, Ki11 U2. For identification purposes all those requesting a postal vote must supply the names and addresses of all close family members, these votes are then collected by our special postmen so dedicated that they often work through the night ensuring all voters are accounted for. What can be fairer than this? Our records are open for public inspection at the above address again on production of the requisite family records.

    In times of great badness we have a Witch Doctor who can cast the most wonderful of spells upon our foes, our state scientists have discovered that the mirth and feeling of levity induced by the sight of an old man with a bone through his nose chanting strange hexadecimal languages to a computer monitor and anyone who''ll listen probably has more effect on the outcome than the spell per se but who am I to start interfering with our rich heritage?

    Industry in my country has never been better, we Ugandans have a proud heritage of baking and construction work. Many fine buildings have been erected in my time as King, we even have a new glass construction which emulates the famous pyramid outside the Louvre, we have more than enough office space to meet demand and a plan in place to house the entire population of Kampala in a single estate is going through our Parliament as I speak. As Crown Prince of my Country it is important that my glorious reign as Governer-General is commemorated so we have recently approved plans to build a gargantuan monument to myself in the form of a multi storey car park. This car park design is a thing of beauty and awe, upon entering the car park, vehicles will actually drive between the legs of a 70 foot high statue of myself as they approach the ramp to the ticket dispenser. Despite the famillee silver mine yielding it''s last few ounces of silver a couple of years back, the gross export of my Country (of which I am a Demi God btw) has never been higher due to the export of many, many footballers to the British Premiership and Championship leagues. I am like the God who lost a silver mine and found a gold mine whilst looking. (It''s an old Ugandan saying).

    Gross export income is currently running at about 20% of National turnover so stick that up your pipe and smoke it America!

    So don’t listen to that bitter, twisted old man Bob Mugabe, he’s trying to unsettle you and cause unrest amongst the classless peasants of your land. I say there’s nothing wrong with running things my way, if you disagree then you are completely mad in the head bonkers and don’t know what’s good for you so it’s a good job you’ve got somebody who does know wet nursing you because you’re probably some sort of classless retard who still wears nappies and can’t even tell the difference between chardonnay and blue nun but I’ve got my eye on you and know where you sit on a Saturday.



    Love Idi.

    X X X X

     

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    Idi, my love and respect to you, your many wives and employees of your noble and benign country which will flower again as does the Rose in spring.

    Your point on newspaper reporting is noted.  However, I would remind you that I only allow the same four members of my regime to talk to the press, and I only allow them to talk on a Monday to lift spirits after a difficult weekend and a Friday to issue a rallying cry.  The interviews are in fact facsimiles of previous interviews which my blind orphan boys have stuck into a "pick and mix" collage of quotations.  The regime member then appends his name to the whole thing and presto, we have an interview.

    Transparency in this is of course important which is why I allow them to pose for a photograph at the training and detention centre.

    Far be it from me to disagree with your policy, Mr. Amin, but I would suggest the balance of 50/50 between footsoldiers and hired mercenaries is a precarious one.  What should you do if a bigger nation came calling - Denmark, for example?  You would be better to recruit more soldiers from the local area and give them a rudimentary education and training.  If they then fail, at least the populace will say "but at least they were ours".  They will take pride and rise up with the local soldiers, do you see?

    Running things is difficult, do not believe any man who tells you otherwise.  This torments me so.  Some nights I confess I cannot sleep and so I lie in bed and count the zeroes at the end of our inflation rate until I feel myself fall once more into a deep, colourless sleep.

    With, once more, my greatest love and respect for your achievements

    Uncle Bob

     

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